for food make weenies and balls- in a crock pot combine one jar chili sauce and one can jellied cranberry sauce, then add one pkg lil weenies and one bag frozen meatballs (thaw them beforehand for faster heating time) stir to coat- sauce may seem like not enough at first but one heated will cover everything. they are really good! if no crock pot just heat in a large pan and put in a some serving bowl till gone then add more thats warmed.
mini eclairs are good
veggie tray is always good for the ladies and taco dip
you can make these stuffed tomatoes that are yummy
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Baby-BLT/De…
I made my own penis mold from a foam mold and heavy duty tin foil to make a cake pan instead of buying one for $65! or you can make a boobie cake just using metal bowls for the cake pan and frost in flesh tone- or boobie cupcakes just make the nipples from a choc chip or butterscotch chip
check with the consultant to see what games she does allready..otherwise pick up a few inexpensive porno movies or DVDs- just before the lady starts her presentation hand them out randomly to the guests then as the lady is talking about her products every time she talks about something new they hand it off to the person to the right of them- then when shes done whoever has it gets to keep it. make sure they are wrapped so its a big laugh to see what they got at the end!