So, I have to visit my counselor today...?

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...and I'm supposed to have a list of questions for her. (Refer to the link below) and I've only come up with a few. Basically, I need to ask her why I am having a difficult time making the decision to divorce.

So, far this is what I have:

1.) Will other women be as accommodating to my rather small "man"-hood?

2.) I've been told no one will ever love me like her, is it true? Or do I have a chance at something better?

3.) She smells really good "down there", what if the women I meet after don't?

Can you suggest a few others?

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actually "cashkills", marriage taught me that I really don't accept a mythological savior...but thanks for the well wishes.

Lady in Red - Those are outstanding!

pat z - Go read my profile before you call me a "troll", I use sarcasm...a LOT...

And if you paid any attention to me, which I highly doubt you will, then you'd realize I have a serious side and a humorous side... Most people would typically refer to that as "human"... But thanks for the criticism.

Answer 1

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those are some great questions.
what about:
How will my wife react? will she turn psycho on me?

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Asker's Comment:

Believe it or not, I actually listed your questions! Thanks!

S. wife - ROFL...how true!

Arkie - Oh the image...its stings my brain

Answer 2

I would suggest to you that you copy this prayer take it with you hold hands and say it together at same time out loud word for word.

"Lord Jesus, I believe You are the Son of God. Thank You for dying on the cross for my sins. Please forgive my sins and give me the gift of eternal life. I ask You in to my life and heart to be my Lord and Savior. I want to serve You always." Amen

Then say Lord Jesus please restore our marriage together.Amen
And it will be done.

Answer 3

4) What if another woman doesn't accept me living the toliet seat up?

5) What if I divorce her and she turns into that clown dude from the Saw movies and tries to eat me whole?

Answer 4

How about: Am I flirting with being a troll on Yahoo Answers?

Source(s):

Your first three questions "inspired" this fourth.

Answer 5

4. After the divorce, will I still be wrong all of the time, or will there actually be occasions where I'm right?

Answer 6

4.) Will she think that I am hot in a pair of skinny jeans!

Answer 7

any kids? i don't want my kids to be away from me?