Is a vagina much like a self cleaning oven?

Question

If it is then where the heck is the start button???

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*chuckles*

Answer 1

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I dunno about the self-cleaning part, but this brings to mind an old riddle.

Q: How is a vagina like an oven?
A: You gotta turn on the heat before you stick in the meat.


j0e

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Happy bday sexy ; )

Answer 2

^^Me sees another blocked person up there^^

The start button is right at the top of it but you need a partner to push it for you as it requires the use of the oral orifice.

Answer 3

It is, but it does require an intense search for the right button, so stop by and my wife and I will show you the proper technique.

Answer 4

Similar. Although I don't know that it heats to excrutiatingly hot temperatures to clean itself and it doesn't make your house smell like burnt paper....


Or does it?

Answer 5

LOL thats was a waste of a question 2 points yay for me !!! and yeah ur vagina cleans itself

Answer 6

Get outta here! You have to keep it clean just like the rest of your body.

Answer 7

The difference is that my oven never says no.

Answer 8

so u got a dirty vagina??????????????? >:-0