What are some good insults to say to girls who date at a very young age?

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ex. 'hey baby ***!' LOL that one cracks me up! haha XD

so i got friend troubles. shes my age (a...very young age o.e) so i need to come up with something thats funny and insulting at the same time to say to her. shes already dated 10 guys and shes only 13. COM'ON!!! SOMETHIN GUD SOMETHIN GUD!! XD

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No, I am not jealous. I've tried asking her to quit because I'm worried about her, but she's too stubborn to get that through her thick head. I actually hate people who date at a young age.

Answer 1

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Reminded me of my former neighbor's daughter who started dating at 12 and always had a boyfriend. The longest she lasted without a guy was a week.

Whatever you say wouldn't affect her too much. However, what you can do is keep on working on your study and let her know that your future will be brighter since you are spending more time studying than wasting time with little boys.

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Thank you. There were a lot of good answers and I liked the video XD totally funny.

Answer 2

come on be a little more mature about it. she's just boy crazy. NEVER insult out of jealousy.have some class. i will admit that i envy girls because they get to date a lot more men than i do. but the better part is i get better men anyway.

Answer 3

you fill up the hole in your self esteem left by many daddy issues with the "love" of many many boys, and at the rate you're going you'll be stripping and sucking some homeless guy's **** for crack by the time you're 18, seek professional counseling

Answer 4

Well i would not consider you a friend if you make fun of me for dating 10 guys, Seems like you are jealous she's dated ten and you probably havent come close to that.

Answer 5

Instead of insulting her why don't you tell her to get some self esteem and stop ruining her reputation. Tell her what she's doing is digusting.

Answer 6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KNMz9_NG…

pretty much all you have to do

Answer 7

Tell her, hey baby, while you are bz with the little boys, Im working hard and building my future.

Answer 8

Are you experienced?

Answer 9

Sounds like your jealous to me.

Answer 10

You're a bi*** - get a life and tell her to find some real friends

Answer 11

are you jealous?
13 is kinda normal to date.

Answer 12

u sound jealous. why dont u just tell her its not healthy to date that many guys so young or that ur worried about her.

Answer 13

YR JEALOUS LEAVE HER ALONE AND WORRY ABOUT YR OWN ****

Answer 14

Whore
****
Hoochie

Answer 15

maybe you should start acting your age and not insult your friend?

Answer 16

doors should be bolted

Answer 17

first answer is kind but sound advice

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