Whats the best thing to use when you run out of toilet paper?

Question

Help, I've done allot of pooing tonight and I've run out of toilet paper, Ive tried newspaper but I got a really nasty paper cut on my bumhole :-(
Any suggestions?

Answer 1

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Use your hand

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Yep, worked a treat :P

Answer 2

Fresh moss from a virgin forest or a world heritage national park works wonders.

Answer 3

hand wipes

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Answer 4

napkins or 1 ply paper towels.

Answer 5

kleenex if you have them, single ply napkins,moist wipes

Answer 6

go buy more Toilet paper