What would each zodiac sign be doing while stranded on a deserted island?

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Answer 1

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Aries: throwing sand at Leo, then trying to p*ss him/her off even more by filling up a bucket with seawater and tipping over Leo's head for 'not talking to him/her last night'

Taurus: sitting in front of the water, thinking things through and taking in the sea breeze

Gemini: running around, talking to anyone who will listen, daring each person to strip off and run across the beach completely naked for 10 minutes and calling Scorpio and Pisces 'P*ussies'/'prissy kids'

Cancer: is worrying with Virgo. Cancer has realised all the things he/she left back at home and is pacing up and down clutching his/her head, pulling at his/her hair.

Leo: is telling Aries to stop being such a dirty b*tch/******* and argues with Aries about why he/she wasn't talking to Aries last night, then Leo falsely tells Aries to look behind him/her, and rubs sand in Aries's hair, and puts a cockroach down Aries's pants.

Virgo: is worrying with Cancer, but doesn't realise that he/she is making Cancer more and more paranoid with his/her assumptions. one of them being: " oh no....i didn't lock the back door...Cancer, did you lock the back door? oh sh*t we're gonna get robbed...might as well ring the insurance people now with the tiny phone signal we've got because i want some money if all our possessions are going to be sold off...oh wait...we haven't even got a phone signal...." . so Cancer and Virgo are basically getting more and more paranoid by the minute.

Libra: is walking along the beach with Sagittarius, talking about how pathetic everyone is behaving at the moment, Libra is half-listening to Sagittarius, and keeps getting distracted by the nice colours and relaxing sound of the tide...tries not to fall asleep.

Scorpio: is with Pisces, not saying anything, thinking inside his/her head. Scorpio is looking straight into the sunset and imagining everyone running around like headless chickens, and is grinning smugly at the sight of Cancer's excessive pacing and hair-pulling.

Sagittarius: is in 'conversation' with Libra. he/she was at first preaching about how irrational everyone is acting and how they should just appreciate the beauty of the island, then he/she gets sidetracked and starts exaggerating about that time he/she once 'drove his/her car into the back of a hotel room' as a revenge on the '***** of a hotel manager he/she had to deal with' on a vacation he/she had in Crete.

Capricorn: is on his/her own convinced that he's/she's 'too rational and mature to waste time with anyone' and throws shells into the sea, competing with himself/herself to see how far he/she can throw it in minimum time.

Aquarius: is demanding a 'beach toga party' and throwing coconuts at Gemini, telling him to 'get out of himself and join the 'party', Gemini then throws the coconut back at Aquarius, who carves it into a hat and wears it all night.

Pisces: is sitting quietly with Scorpio, writing his/her name in the sand and creating pictures in the sand with a stick, wondering what Scorpio is thinking.



Phew. that took my imagination for the day. i'm a Cancer.

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thanks gosh thats a lot of typing iim an aquarius that sounded way to much like me;)

Answer 2

Scorpios will be sleeping around and spreading AIDs.

Sagittarius will be the kings and Queens of the Jungle

Answer 3

Omg hon

....Um, I would attend the bar and give fee beer to all them stranded dudes. I accept i.o.u. krappers.

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aquarius

Answer 4

Pisces would be helping other people and Scorpio boy like mine would be protecting us lol

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pisces

Answer 5

Capricorn, Gemini, Virgo - Reading the survival manual and keeping us alive with things like how to make weapons for hunting

Aries, Leo, Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn, Scorpio, Sagittarius - Doing majority of the hard physical labour

Pisces and Cancer - Taking care of anyone who is sick or hurt and cooking plus some physical labour

Aquarius, Libra - Complaining - can't handle the heat

I had a hard time with this one....

Answer 6

Aries would be complaining about everything... then go off in a tantrum looking for food...
Taurus would be complaining theres no food... :( then go off in search of wood.. being the nature guy he is.. he finds a wolf and befriends it....

Gemini would be stripping there clothes off and saying to Aquarius bury me! bury me!
cancer would be by the ocean thinking of a way that we could get off the island or contact someone.
Leo would probably be smiling and trying to talk really loudly saying hey guys lets have a party or something... then probably would try to hit on Aquarius or gemini....

Virgo would be writing something really big on the sand.. and drawing a peace sign too....
Libra would be talking to sagittarius and eying them up n down...
Scorpio would be in the corner cause everyone would be to afraid to go up to them... and is starting to get annoyed by the loud gemini...

Sagittarius is thinking of following taurus on the hunt for wood... but he's also with aries cause he's hungry too....

Capricorn would be moping around thinking about how to kill them selves before the sand does...
Aquarius would be burying gemini....
Pisces would probably be moping around too possible crying......

Answer 7

This is just for fun, so for all you thumbs-down/can't take a humor people..take an astrological chill pill

Aries - Tired of waiting and makes a boat on how to get off the Island, sees Leo looking at him...seduces her and tells the Leo girl that there are only two sits so they'll have to make an exit real quick without alerting the other people

Leo - takes out her mirror and prepares herself before the departure

Taurus - climbs on a coconut tree and starts eating all the coconuts
Virgo - showing Aries the flows of his/her plans on why the boat sunk

Pisces - Happy to be secluded on an Island away from the brutal reality, goes for swim and forgets about his worries.

Scorpio - Wonders how Pisces can be so calm in a situation like this, staring at him mysteriously and plans on how to seduce the Pisces male afterwords

Answer 8

lauging my *** off at some of these answers!