And why does my mom get so mad when i ask for chocolate ice cream with my cake?
and is it honestly so wrong to ask my family to sing happy birthday to me in a death metal scream?
and why does my mom get mad when i say i want everyone to wear those point birthday hats?
and is it like a crime to want all of my family who comes here for my birthday to wear armour?
its my birthday?
so what if i wanna dress like a viking on my birthday.
its the day i was born.
a day to celebrate me.

