If an army of giant pickles attacked earth, how would you destroy them?

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Answer 1

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With a giant grater, there would be relish for all.

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Answer 2

I'd go to my aunts house cuz shes crazy and thinks she like the messiah or something.... then she'd turn my into a giant olive and me and the pickles leader would have an epic battle until we found out we were in love and we'd have sex... then i'd convince the pickles to move to mars and everything would be peachy

Answer 3

Easy! build a potato gun out of old tires. shoot it at the sun. summon the goddess of the cucumber with a jar of salt and a bottle of catchup. make salt remover and shoot at pickles. No more pickles on earth! (theyre cucumbers haha)

Answer 4

I would get the ice cream man and tell him to pour ice cream on them. then I would go and get the most cheese in the world and pour that on them. Then, I would eat them with a giant fork!

Answer 5

I would peel them alive and slice them up and squeeze some lemon juice
and salt and tapatio on them, then I would devour them!!!!

Answer 6

OMgosh!!! It depends whether they are dill or sweet you know. Dill - I would eat them ALL - Sweet? They'd get blended into the dirt.

Answer 7

Hmmm... perhaps serve them with giant sandwiches

:)

Answer 8

Summon an army of starving Giants .:)

Answer 9

Call out the giant Pickled Pigs Feet to stop them to death.

If that didn't work, I'd call in the Killer Tomatoes.

Answer 10

Get all the prego woman around and have them eat all the pickles.

Answer 11

With my katana. :D.

Answer 12

Get random women to use them as pleasure toys till they rot.

Answer 13

You should tie them up and give them to your worst enemy as an unbirthday gift.

Answer 14

trap them in giant jars then have a lifetime supply of pickles!!! yummm i love pickles and lucas. :D

Answer 15

make big hamburgers

Answer 16

deep fri them with a giant pan

Answer 17

Eat Them :D

Answer 18

eat em or make relish

Answer 19

nuke them