I am new at drinking wine. How do I get the corkscrew out of the metal cap?

Answer 1

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Tsk, tsk, tsk. Rank amateur. What you do is hold the bottle firmly....and smash the neck against the coffee table,

NOW you are ready to pour. Ahh............gotta love that Pagan Pink!

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Pagan Pink will cause a ripple of excitement.

Answer 2

Wire cutters -

Answer 3

Hal,Hal, Hal....
I told you to keep it intact for licking.

And hold that juice glass with your pinky up damnit! Give it class!

Answer 4

I would say screw thyself wine bottle. Or Un_ screw it yourself.