Looking to use someone discount card please!1 AnswerFashion & Accessories8 years ago
Does anyone use the Pampers brand diapers but does not use the codes on the package?? or the wipes. I am trying to get enough points to get my son the lil wagon. if you could email them to me that would be GREAT i would really appreacate it!. Jessica197800@ yahoo. com1 AnswerNewborn & Baby9 years ago
A Blonde's Year in Review
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....
Helllloooo!!!.........bottles won't fit in printer !!!
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions...8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
Got locked out of my car in a rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it ?
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
Star if you like it!!2 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.
When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: 'Father .... During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.'
The priest replied: 'That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that.'
'There is more to tell, Father... She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays.'
The priest said, 'That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger. but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.'
'Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question.'
'And what is that?' asked the priest.
Should i tell her the war is over??6 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the
Waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. 'Well daughter, we
celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so
well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to
club and have a martini.'
After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There
some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some
the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were
celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her
end. 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.' The friends were aghast, gave
woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat.
After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,
'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you
just told your Friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that??'
'Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father
THAT, my friends, is what's called, 'Putting Your Affairs In Order.'2 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
I have a second phone on my plan and it went over the allowed text messaging limits and i was wondering if there was a way that i can get a detailed list of what text message was sent and received. i know i can get the numbers from my detailed bill but i want was was sent and received anyone know how4 AnswersOther - Yahoo Mail1 decade ago
Ok so i had a kidney infection back on 4th of july weekend. i was in the hospital for 3 days. well they gave me meds i took for 10 days i went back to the dr and they said i had to come back in a few weeks cause there was still a little blood in my pee i had a mishap as u might say and was bleeding like a period but it wasnt time and i didnt miss a birth control pill. tonight sounds gross but i couldnt poop should i go back sooner?? kinda sounds like a dumb question i think i should but i might over thinking it1 AnswerOther - Diseases1 decade ago