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  • anyone have a wet seal fashion discount card i can use!!?

    Looking to use someone discount card please!

    1 AnswerFashion & Accessories8 years ago
  • Pamper's brand diapers?

    Does anyone use the Pampers brand diapers but does not use the codes on the package?? or the wipes. I am trying to get enough points to get my son the lil wagon. if you could email them to me that would be GREAT i would really appreacate it!. Jessica197800@ yahoo. com

    1 AnswerNewborn & Baby9 years ago
  • old navy 2010 flip flop 1$ sale?

    anyone have any idea when this is going to happen ??

    2 AnswersFashion & Accessories1 decade ago
  • Question on my laffy taffy? im bored?

    Why did the pig go into the kitchen????

    4 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • The year of the blonde?

    A Blonde's Year in Review

    January

    Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February

    Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....

    Helllloooo!!!.........bottles won't fit in printer !!!

    March

    Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!'

    April

    Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!

    May

    Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions...8 cups of

    water won't fit into those little packets!!!

    June

    Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    July

    Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,

    the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

    August

    Got locked out of my car in a rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

    September

    The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it ?

    October

    Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

    November

    Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

    December

    Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!

    Star if you like it!!

    2 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • The confession???????????

    An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.

    When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: 'Father .... During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.'

    The priest replied: 'That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that.'

    'There is more to tell, Father... She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays.'

    The priest said, 'That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger. but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.'

    'Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question.'

    'And what is that?' asked the priest.

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    Should i tell her the war is over??

    6 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Putting your affairs in order ?

    The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the

    Waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. 'Well daughter, we

    women

    celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so

    well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to

    the

    club and have a martini.'

    After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There

    were

    some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some

    of

    the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were

    celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her

    impending

    end. 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.' The friends were aghast, gave

    the

    woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat.

    After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,

    'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you

    just told your Friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that??'

    'Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father

    after

    I'm gone.'

    THAT, my friends, is what's called, 'Putting Your Affairs In Order.'

    2 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • How come theres no Sonics?

    How come theres no sonics in the Albany NY area but they always show the commercials on tv?? or a cici or alot of other places like that?? i really wanna go to a sonics are they any good??

    13 AnswersFast Food1 decade ago
  • Is there a way i can get i list of text messages from another phone on my account?

    I have a second phone on my plan and it went over the allowed text messaging limits and i was wondering if there was a way that i can get a detailed list of what text message was sent and received. i know i can get the numbers from my detailed bill but i want was was sent and received anyone know how

    4 AnswersOther - Yahoo Mail1 decade ago
  • What should i do after a kidney infection if something like this happens?

    Ok so i had a kidney infection back on 4th of july weekend. i was in the hospital for 3 days. well they gave me meds i took for 10 days i went back to the dr and they said i had to come back in a few weeks cause there was still a little blood in my pee i had a mishap as u might say and was bleeding like a period but it wasnt time and i didnt miss a birth control pill. tonight sounds gross but i couldnt poop should i go back sooner?? kinda sounds like a dumb question i think i should but i might over thinking it

    1 AnswerOther - Diseases1 decade ago