• The Omar Chronicles: Finding Arnie the Antichrist. Day 35; The buoy?

    "The name of the final Antichrist is"/"Final Antichrist" Look at the sentences above. Rearrange the letters of the sentences and it makes the following: "I'm Arnie, enchant of hastiest filth"/"Catfish Trail Inn" 1650 Arcadia Hwy, Quitman, Louisiana is where Catfish Trail Inn is located. The... show more
    "The name of the final Antichrist is"/"Final Antichrist" Look at the sentences above. Rearrange the letters of the sentences and it makes the following: "I'm Arnie, enchant of hastiest filth"/"Catfish Trail Inn" 1650 Arcadia Hwy, Quitman, Louisiana is where Catfish Trail Inn is located. The owner's name is ARNOLD BAILEY. I have a 365 day walk with my 2 dogs and 2 cats to get to this place. I'll keep you updated everyday by sharing my diary with you... eventually I'll terminate the Antichrist named Arnold Bailey. Day 35: Arnold, the bear and the deer had made a boat whilst everyone was sleeping. They were about to sail off the island. "Boss, can any of us sail a boat?" said the bear. They couldn't. "I can" said the boy. "I'm sort of an expert, you see". Arnie raised his shotgun at the boy and considered this. "Alright, you can come. Just don't crash." 20 minutes later... "How did you manage to get shipwrecked in clear water?" shouted the Antichrist while holding onto a part of the boat. A shiver of sharks suddenly came towards him, looking for devil's blood. The deer and the bear saw this fast and instantly jumped in front of the sharks, to distract them from Arnie. Intestines rose to the surface. "He must live" whispered the bear dramatically. All was lost, until a certain ear came on a separate boat, throwing the boy a buoy. The sharks came for the Antichrist, ravenous and foaming at the mouth. The boy had always admired Arnie. He decided to save him.
    1 answer · Religion & Spirituality · 3 years ago
  • The Omar Chronicles: Finding Arnie the Antichrist. Day 34; And Then There Were None?

    "The name of the final Antichrist is"/"Final Antichrist" Look at the sentences above. Rearrange the letters of the sentences and it makes the following: "I'm Arnie, enchant of hastiest filth"/"Catfish Trail Inn" 1650 Arcadia Hwy, Quitman, Louisiana is where Catfish Trail Inn is located. The... show more
    "The name of the final Antichrist is"/"Final Antichrist" Look at the sentences above. Rearrange the letters of the sentences and it makes the following: "I'm Arnie, enchant of hastiest filth"/"Catfish Trail Inn" 1650 Arcadia Hwy, Quitman, Louisiana is where Catfish Trail Inn is located. The owner's name is ARNOLD BAILEY. I have a 365 day walk with my 2 dogs and 2 cats to get to this place. I'll keep you updated everyday by sharing my diary with you... eventually I'll terminate the Antichrist named Arnold Bailey. Day 34: "Ten little Indian boys went out to dine; one choked his little self and then there were nine" read the note left out on the table. Desolate started to count the people on the deserted island. Yes. Just as he expected, there were 10 of them. "Oh heeeeell no" began Desolate. "I've read this book before, I'm not about to watch everyone here get killed one by one. This sh!t is unseemly." The Antichrist began to drink some wine. Earl used her ninja skills to knock it out of his hand. "Don't they read in hell? The first dude who dies gets poisoned you moron. Watch this." Earl poured out the wine on the floor, a mouse came out and drank it, dying instantly. "Well sheeeeeeit" muttered Arnie. Omar was about to Vloularoach Arnie to death before Desolate intervened. "Wait, if Arnie was about to get poisoned, then he's innocent." The ear, Earl, Desolate, Fireball, Omar, Omari, the bear, the deer, Arnie and the boy looked at each other suspiciously.
    Mental Health · 3 years ago
  • Why are supporters of Brexit old, racist and afraid?

    Xenophobia looms large over Brexit supporters. They're afraid of the immigrants who are working harder than their lazy asses. Maybe you should blame the government instead of honest immigrants. Or... you could help further their causes. Who are you going to blame when Brexit fails next? Who will be your new scapegoat? Do tell.
    Xenophobia looms large over Brexit supporters. They're afraid of the immigrants who are working harder than their lazy asses. Maybe you should blame the government instead of honest immigrants. Or... you could help further their causes. Who are you going to blame when Brexit fails next? Who will be your new scapegoat? Do tell.
    4 answers · Politics · 3 years ago
  • What Beethoven symphony is this?

    dun, dun dun, DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN. DUN, DUN DUN, dun dun dun dun, dun dun. DUN dun, da da da dun dun, da da da DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUNADUN. Or is it Mozart? Hmm, spiritually speaking as always.
    dun, dun dun, DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN. DUN, DUN DUN, dun dun dun dun, dun dun. DUN dun, da da da dun dun, da da da DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUNADUN. Or is it Mozart? Hmm, spiritually speaking as always.
    9 answers · Classical · 3 years ago
  • The Omar Chronicles: Finding Arnie the Antichrist. Day 31; Some Psychopathic Fun?

    "The name of the final Antichrist is"/"Final Antichrist" Look at the sentences above. Rearrange the letters of the sentences and it makes the following: "I'm Arnie, enchant of hastiest filth"/"Catfish Trail Inn" 1650 Arcadia Hwy, Quitman, Louisiana is where Catfish Trail Inn is located. The... show more
    "The name of the final Antichrist is"/"Final Antichrist" Look at the sentences above. Rearrange the letters of the sentences and it makes the following: "I'm Arnie, enchant of hastiest filth"/"Catfish Trail Inn" 1650 Arcadia Hwy, Quitman, Louisiana is where Catfish Trail Inn is located. The owner's name is ARNOLD BAILEY. I have a 365 day walk with my 2 dogs and 2 cats to get to this place. I'll keep you updated everyday by sharing my diary with you... eventually I'll terminate the Antichrist named Arnold Bailey. Day 31: "You have a visitor, Mr. President. A certain Mr. Grimpher, I believe." said the bear with great pride. He had recently been promoted to head of security after giving Amnesia, Ender of the Whispers to Omari. "Send him in" replied Arnie. Ferum Grimpher walked in with his customary mocking smile. "Mr. President, I have some grave news. Your sister Omari was killed in a car crash this evening, the funeral takes place in Pryhaven, Old Zealand today." "That's strange... her tracking chip still shows that she has a pulse. Oh well, let's get on with this then." said Arnie. Ferum Grimpher tripped over a chair and landed in the President's arms. "My hero!" exclaimed Ferum Grimpher as he took a singular hair from Arnie's head. And so Ferum Grimpher had managed to lure Arnie, Omar, Earl, Ear, Desolate, the bear, the deer, Omari, the boy and Fireball into the same room. Feum Grimpher was about to have some psychopathic fun.
    Religion & Spirituality · 3 years ago
  • The Omar Chronicles: Finding Arnie the Antichrist. Day 30; Amnesia Recovery?

    "The name of the final Antichrist is"/"Final Antichrist" Look at the sentences above. Rearrange the letters of the sentences and it makes the following: "I'm Arnie, enchant of hastiest filth"/"Catfish Trail Inn" 1650 Arcadia Hwy, Quitman, Louisiana is where Catfish Trail Inn is located. The... show more
    "The name of the final Antichrist is"/"Final Antichrist" Look at the sentences above. Rearrange the letters of the sentences and it makes the following: "I'm Arnie, enchant of hastiest filth"/"Catfish Trail Inn" 1650 Arcadia Hwy, Quitman, Louisiana is where Catfish Trail Inn is located. The owner's name is ARNOLD BAILEY. I have a 365 day walk with my 2 dogs and 2 cats to get to this place. I'll keep you updated everyday by sharing my diary with you... eventually I'll terminate the Antichrist named Arnold Bailey. Day 30: A strange man with a pair of mustaches was staring directly at Omari. He licked his lips. Omari subconsciously tried to draw out one of her swords without realising it. Instead, she just accidentally smeared pie over her hip. "You're his sister, aren't you?" said the man with a slight smirk. His pair of mustaches twinkled in the moonlight. "Um, yeah, well, I'm not sure anymore... I think I've got amnesia" said Omari. The strange man laughed with no humour. "Well, then you better come with me. My friend is specialised in amnesia recovery. My name is Ferum, Ferum Grimpher. And I believe I can help you." Omari went inside his car. "Where are we going?" Ferum Grimpher farted. "We're going to Pryhaven, Old Zealand." "You don't mind if I rest my pair of mustaches on your shoulder, do you?" Omari decided not to respond. Ferum Grimpher took a piece of Omari's hair. This was his lucky day.
    Mythology & Folklore · 3 years ago
  • Why is it considered so wrong to dress casually in front of the queen?

    Would she actually care? Ooooh I have to make this question R+S worthy. So, like, um, what would Jesus wear in front of the queen?
    Would she actually care? Ooooh I have to make this question R+S worthy. So, like, um, what would Jesus wear in front of the queen?
    6 answers · Religion & Spirituality · 3 years ago
  • Did you hear? NASA discovered heaven! I told all you atheists, I told ya!?

    They found it with their hubba bubba telescope. Woo!
    They found it with their hubba bubba telescope. Woo!
    5 answers · Religion & Spirituality · 3 years ago
  • Christians versus atheists. What would you do in this moral dilemma?

    You're an inmate in a concentration camp. Your son tried to escape but got caught. Now a sadistic guard wants YOU to hang your son by pulling the chair from underneath him. The guard says that if you don't do this, then he will not only kill your son but also another innocent inmate. You don't doubt him as he has done this before. What... show more
    You're an inmate in a concentration camp. Your son tried to escape but got caught. Now a sadistic guard wants YOU to hang your son by pulling the chair from underneath him. The guard says that if you don't do this, then he will not only kill your son but also another innocent inmate. You don't doubt him as he has done this before. What do you do?
    14 answers · Religion & Spirituality · 3 years ago
  • The Omar Chronicles: Finding Arnie the Antichrist. Day 29; The Doctor's Dilemma?

    "The name of the final Antichrist is"/"Final Antichrist" Look at the sentences above. Rearrange the letters of the sentences and it makes the following: "I'm Arnie, enchant of hastiest filth"/"Catfish Trail Inn" 1650 Arcadia Hwy, Quitman, Louisiana is where Catfish Trail Inn is located. The owner's... show more
    "The name of the final Antichrist is"/"Final Antichrist" Look at the sentences above. Rearrange the letters of the sentences and it makes the following: "I'm Arnie, enchant of hastiest filth"/"Catfish Trail Inn" 1650 Arcadia Hwy, Quitman, Louisiana is where Catfish Trail Inn is located. The owner's name is ARNOLD BAILEY. I have a 365 day walk with my 2 dogs and 2 cats to get to this place. I'll keep you updated everyday by sharing my diary with you... eventually I'll terminate the Antichrist named Arnold Bailey. Day 29: Omar slithered off his hospital bed and stared at one of the doctors. Alas, when one looks into the Vloularoach's eyes, their eyes burn off. The doctor shrieked in pain. "It's highly recommended that you stay in bed and never go out into the public again" said the doctor with a twinge of disgust. Omar plunged his 3 sided tongue into the doctor's nips and explained that he couldn't do that, for Omar remembered his promise to Oscar. He must find Arnie, but first he had to discipline this boy. Omar remembered Desolate's ear talking about going to Old Zealand once... and the boy had an auntie Fireball in Pryhaven. Omar decided to go on a plane with Earl and Desolate to Pryhaven, Old Zealand. "What are you going to do with the boy, Omar?" inquired Desolate. Omar stood on his elbows and shrilled. Green goo oozed out of him with every elbow-step. A tooth protruded from Omar's belly-button. "When you come at the King, you best not miss"
    Religion & Spirituality · 3 years ago
  • Stop doing that Christians before I get mad?

    You won't like me when I'm mad.
    You won't like me when I'm mad.
    8 answers · Religion & Spirituality · 3 years ago