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  • What motivates you, as a human being?

    Life is an endless battle for surviving. I wonder what motivates you not to give up and stand firmly on front line even if the odds are against you - as so often happens. Is it the will? Faith? Hope? The warrior's spirit? Stubbornness? Irresponsibility? Or what?

    9 AnswersPhilosophy1 decade ago
  • Is it right, cogito ergo sum?

    1 - Men are like wine. At first, they are just grapes and depend on women to be squeezed out of all the scum and transformed in something acceptable for a romantic dinner.

    2 - Everybody wants your good. Do not let them take it.

    3 - Who said men are not courageous? See how many get married ...

    4 - A woman shapes a man from a son in 20 years, while another woman fools him in 20 seconds.

    5 - Stupidity is infinitely more fascinating than intelligence. Intelligence has its own limits, stupidity has none.

    6 - Love is blind but marriage gives back your sight.

    7 - Women are cleverer than men. Just think a little, their best friends are diamonds, while man's best friend is dog

    8 - Sex is the price paid by women for marriage; marriage is the price paid by men for sex.

    9 - A woman can keep a secret only: her age.

    10 - Don't try to be right, be clever.

    11 - If you want your wife to listen to you, speak to another woman. She will be only ears.

    12 - Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The less it remains, the quicker it ends.

    13 - Women and clothes should be chosen at daylight only.

    14 - Women are like translations. The best ones are not trustworthy, the trustworthy are not good.

    15 - My great grandmother was a tough lady. She buried three husbands, although two of them were just dozing.

    16 - Only good girls keep a diary. The bad ones have no time.

    17 - A wife is that person who stand on your side to help you solving the big troubles which you would never have if she weren't around.

    18 - No matter what extraordinary achievements a man can have - create a masterpiece, defend alone the enemy or save the planet - for his wife he will always remain the same witless, pointless nerd.

    19 - Cheating the others is great. Not so great when others cheat you.

    20 - But life is wonderful sometimes, isn't it?

    3 AnswersPhilosophy1 decade ago
  • Is it right, cogito, erogo sum?

    1 - Men are like wine. At first, they are just grapes and depends on women to be squeezed out of all the scum and transformed in something acceptable for the dinner.

    2 - Everybody wants your good. Do not let them take it!

    3 - Who said men are not courageous? See how many get married ...

    4 - A woman shapes a man from a son in 20 years, while another one makes fools him in 20 seconds.

    5 - Stupidity is infinitely more fascinating than intelligence. Intelligence has its limits, while stupidity hasn't.

    6 - Love is blind, but marriage gives back your sight

    7 - Women are cleverer than men. Just think, their best friends are diamonds; man's best friend is dog.

    8 - Sex is the price paid by women for marriage; marriage is the price paid by men for sex

    9 - A woman keen keep a secret only: her age.

    10 - Don't try to be right, be clever

    11 - Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The less it remains, the quicker it ends.

    12 - If you want your wife to listen to you, speak to another woman. She will be only ears.

    13 - Women and clothes should be chosen only by daylight.

    14 - Women are like translation. The best ones are not trustworthy, the trustworthy ones are not good.

    15 - My grandmother was a tough lady. She buried three husbands, although two of them were just dozing.

    16 - Only good girls keep a diary. The bad ones have no time.

    17 - A wife is that person who stays on your side to help you solving the big troubles which you would never have if she wasn't around.

    18 - Cheating the others is great. Not so great when others cheat you.

    19 - No matter what extraordinary things a man can do - writes a masterpiece of philosophy or save the planet - for his wife he will always remain the same witless, pointless nerd.

    20 - But life is beautiful, isn't it?

    2 AnswersPhilosophy1 decade ago
  • Are these words of wisdom?

    1 - Do not worry about what people thinks - that doesn't happen too often to them

    2 - To have a clean conscience is to have a bad memory.

    3 - It isn't important to win. Important is to make the other guy to lose.

    4 - I am not completely worthless, I can serve as a negative example, at least.

    5 - To err is human. But more human is to blame another person.

    6 - I don't suffer of insanity, I enjoy it every moment.

    7 - The intelligence chases me, but I am quicker.

    8 - There is really a better word, but damned expensive.

    9 - The alcohol kills slowly. It doesn't matter at all; are you in hurry?

    10 - There are two magic words that open a lot of doors: push and pull.

    11 - To conquer a woman and not to boast with it to your friends is as if you secretly swam across the immensity of the Pacific ocean.

    12 - The most important thing is not to have knowledge, but to have the telephone number of the guy who knows.

    13 - Run away from temptations, but slowly, to help them to catch you.

    14 - Any man need a woman, because there is a heap of things you cannot blame the government about.

    15 - To study means that you doubt about the intelligence of your work fellows.

    16 - It is perfect to leave the booze, but it is a disaster to forget where you left it.

    17 - Psychiatrists say that one person from four has mental disabilities. If you are together with other three friends and don't notice anything weird, do not think about that.

    18 - If you have to choose from two evils, select the one you never tried before.

    19 - In order to achieve your goals you need be a dreamer. So, don' waste the time, leave the work aside and go to bed.

    20 - Every fifth human is a Chinese and we are five in our family - so someone is Chinese. Maybe father or mother, maybe my elder brother, George, or my baby brother, Ho-Xiao Pen. I suspect it must be George.

    21 - Do not buy anything that has a handle or a tang. One day you should work with them.

    22 - If you are able to smile when something goes wrong, it means that you already found an idiot as a scape goat.

    23 - Do not drink while driving! You may hit something and waste the booze.

    24 - If a little bird whisper something to your ear, you precisely are out of your minds. Little birds do not speak.

    25 - It is said that swimming is ideal for keeping your slimness. That is said by those who never saw a whale.

    26 - Friends are those persons who love you despite the fact that they know you well.

    6 AnswersPhilosophy1 decade ago
  • man does not know if he will live another moment ...?

    yet his thoughts are ten millions and more.

    agree?

    4 AnswersPhilosophy1 decade ago
  • If rules and principles do not teach us everything ...?

    we have to do, what do they teach us?

    7 AnswersPhilosophy1 decade ago
  • what do you believe ...?

    did Diogenes find the Man he was looking for with a lantern in broad daylight?

    3 AnswersPhilosophy1 decade ago
  • will ever mankind learn to choose the wisdom way; or will ever try?

    no thumb down, please. all answers are intelligent and interesting

    bless you all

    3 AnswersPhilosophy1 decade ago
  • what do yo think would kill mankind first?

    asteroids?

    global warming?

    pollution?

    wars?

    stupidity?

    or anything else?

    29 AnswersPhilosophy1 decade ago