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Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 1 decade ago

Is "Profiling" a fair way to check people?

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by: a. Superman b. Jay Leno c. Harry Potter d. A Muslim man between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by: a. Olga Corbett b. Sitting Bull c. Arnold Schwarzenegger d. Muslim men mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by: a. Lost Norwegians b. Elvis c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women d. Muslim men mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. During the 1980’’s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by: a. John Dillinger b. The King of Sweden c. The Boy Scouts d. Muslim men mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by: a. A pizza delivery boy b. Pee Wee Herman c. Geraldo Rivera d. Muslim men mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked, and a 70-year old American passenger was murdered in his wheelchair and thrown overboard by: a. The Smurfs b. Davy Jones c. The Little Mermaid d. Muslim men mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by: a. Captain Kidd b. Charles Lindbergc. Mother Teresa d. Muslim men mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by: a. Scooby Doo b. The Tooth Fairy c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid d. Muslim men mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by: a. Richard Simmons b. Grandma Moses c. Michael Jordan d. Muslim men mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by: a. Mr. Rogers b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill’’ s women problems c. The WWE d. Muslim men mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by: a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd b. The Supreme Court of Florida c. Mr. Bean d. Muslim men mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against: a. Enron b. The Lutheran Church c. The NFL d. Muslim men mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by: a. Bonnie and Clyde b. Captain Kangaroo c. Billy Graham d. Muslim men mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

14. The recent bombings and bombing attempts in London were carried out by: a. Desperate Housewivesb. The cast of The View c. Fox and Friends d. Muslim men mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

To: all intelligent members of the human race:

Subject: Racial profiling

The above "questionnaire" raises valid points regarding the practice of "racial profiling"

Please consider the following before implementing it into your daily concerns.

1. Adolf Hitler was the architect of fascism in the1930`s and 1940`s. He founded the Nazi party and went on to drag Germany and the rest of the world into the bloodiest conflict the human race has ever seen. He was ultimately responsible for deaths of over 12 million people. Adolf was a ....

a. A Lost Norwegian

b. A Democrat

c. A Muslim male between the age of 17 to 40

d. A rich white man in a suit and tie

2. Throughout the late 1970`s and early 1980`s Sadam Hussein purchased chemical and biological weapons which he then turned against the Iranians and Kurdish members of the population of Iraq. He purchased these weapons from....

a. The tooth fairy

b. Richard Simmons

c. Muslim men between the ages of 17 to 40

d. Rich white men in suits and ties

3. In the later part of the 1990`s the executives and accountants of ENRON engineered and executed the most notorious and costly financial fraud of the 20th century. They bilked an estimated 55 billion from pension funds and other investors, the affects of this swindle will be felt for many years to come. The executives and accountants of ENRON were...

a. Quakers

b. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid

c. Muslim men between the ages of 17 to 40

d. Rich white men in suits and ties

4. The architects and perpetrators of the Watergate scandal and cover-up were.

a. Mother Teresa and a gang of philandering nuns.

b. The Supreme court of Florida

c. Muslim men between the ages of 17 to 40

d. Rich white men in suits and ties

5. In 1973 Henry Kissinger, along with members of the CIA, financed by interested parties within the Power-Elite of the US, planned and executed Operation Condor. Operation Condor was a coup-de-tat which overthrew the democratically elected leader of Chile, Salvadore Allende and installed Augustus Pinochet as leader of the country. Under Pinochet`s rule of terror thousands were murdered or disappeared without a trace.

The organizers of this coup were...

a. The Toronto Blue Jays

b. The cast of "Friends"

c. Muslim men between the ages of 17 to 40

d. Rich white men in suits and ties

6. In 1953 The CIA, funded by the United Fruit Company(now Chichita Banana), organized and executed a coup which overthrew the government of Jacob Arbenz, the democratically elected president of Guatemala. The installed junta (United Fruit Company friendly) went on to murder many thousands of the former governments sympathizers.

The owners of United Fruit Company were...

a. Peter Pan and the lost Boys

b. Brad and Jennifer

c. Muslim men between the ages of 17 to 40

d. Rich white men in suits and ties

7. In December of 1975,on the eve of Indonesia`s invasion of East Timor, the leader of Indonesia, Haji Mohammad Suharto, received a visit from President Gerald Ford and then Secretary of State Henry Kissinger. Ford and Kissinger were informed of the up coming invasion and gave their approval. They also pledged and committed their continued arms shipments and support for this endeavor. The invasion/occupation of East Timor resulted in the brutal deaths of hundreds of thousands of Timorese. Ford and Kissinger were ....

a. Smurfs

b. Hugonaughts

c. Muslim men between the ages of 17 to 40

d. Rich white men in suits and ties

8. The 2000 US Presidential election was stolen by....

a. Jay Leno

b. Superman

c. Muslim men between the ages of 17 to 40

d. Rich white men in suits and ties

9. The atomic bomb which was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki instantly killing approximately hundreds of thousands of civilian non-combatants was invented by....

a. Arnold Schwarzenegger

b. Grandma Moses

c. A Muslim male between the age of 17 to 40

d. A rich white man in a suit and tie

10. The 2003 invasion of Iraq was orchestrated and carried out by...

a. The WWE

b. A tour bus full of 80 year old women.

c. Muslim men between the ages of 17 to 40

d. Rich white men in suits and ties

11. Although some controversy still persists with this fact, most prominent historians, with the support of a plethora of evidence endorse the overwhelming belief that JFK`s death came about as the result of a conspiracy amongst:

a. The Mormon Tabernacle choir.

b. The apple dumpling gang

c. Muslim men between the ages of 17 to 40

d. Rich white men in suits and ties

12. In July 2001 the World Trade Center buildings were purchased for the price of 3.2 billion. After insuring these buildings for an exorbitant amount, specifically against terrorist attacks, this person witnessed their collapse on 9/11 and eventually collected 7.2 billion from the insurers. This person was ....

a. The pope

b. a free-mason

c. A Muslim male between the age of 17 to 40

d. A rich white man in a suit and tie

If you answered "d" for all of the above questions ......... congratulations !!! you are correct !

If we consider racial profiling when looking at our over-all safety and security, we should also examine the profile of those who have been so effective in committing corruption and genocide in the past century. When we objectively analyze the most notorious and effective killing machines of the 20th century, we will truly understand where the real threat lies.

Update:

a_blue_gr- Ican't help but think you are the only one who read the whole thing. It is food for thought.

Update 2:

No "Jane I" Ifall in group D only not rich. And profiling is going on all over the world.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    This is a very interesting post with a lot of historical detail. It has certainly made me think more about the issue of racial profiling.

    Thanks!

    (I'm going to save this post on my watchlist and read it more closely.)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It's not only unfair, it's unconstitutional. The U.S. Constitution guarantees the "equal protection of the laws," and the free exercise of religion. The 1st amendment and 14th amendment prohibit us from engaging in discrimination against anyone because of their religion or their race. That means that no one is any more suspicious than anyone else just because of their religion or race.

    I also liked your question # 8 -- about stealing the election! Rich white men and women wearing robes!

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  • 1 decade ago

    WOW! Semper Fidelis to common sense. I am a politically incorrect kind of guy. Great summation. EXACTIMUNDO!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well, you know, the terrorists who seek to harm us only look one way: like Middle Easterners. Sorry, but we need a description of ACTUAL criminals in order to catch them.

    And if you are that easily "profiled" maybe you should move to a peace loving country, say, like Mexico, and find your freedom and fortune there instead. :)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Oh, you poor dear. You desperately need to have your brain washed of all that dirt. Profiling is necessary. If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it PROBABLY IS A DUCK. A little kid can tell you that. Hello?

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  • 1 decade ago

    But liberals do not want to make anyone uncomfortable or hurt their feelings. Is that not more important than stopping terrorism?

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  • 1 decade ago

    It's not only fair it's common sense.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    looks like liberal smells like a liberal it's a terrorist

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  • Ah Ha
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    1 decade ago

    .....

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