Wanna hear a cute joke ??? How to catch a bear...?

Dig a hole in the ground

Fill it full of ashes

Put peas around the top of the hole

When the bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ashhole

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  • 1 decade ago
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    That was a cute joke!! Ha!! I'm going to tell my co-workers right now!

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    it is somewhat solid. now study this one. a guy took his pregnant spouse to the hospital to furnish beginning. The physician advised them that he'd progressed a sparkling device and asked in the event that they had % to aim it. The device could take the countless female's discomfort away and supply it to the father thereby easing the mothers burden. The couple theory it exchange right into a solid concept and agreed to furnish it a attempt. The record set it on 10% first of all, telling the guy that 10% exchange into nonetheless probably greater discomfort than he had ever felt. the guy exchange into bowled over at how little discomfort he exchange into feeling and asked for it to be greater. The physician grew to become it as much as twenty% with the comparable effects. This sort persevered till the device exchange into set at one hundred%. After the transport the two mum and dad felt effective. The spouse exchange into relieved at having an just about painless hard artwork and the father exchange into nonetheless surprised at how little discomfort exchange into actually in contact. Later, whilst they took the infant homestead, they discovered the mailman lifeless on their doorstep.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha

    what a pooor bear

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats cute

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  • 1 decade ago

    lol, thats funny, i like it, 10/10

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahaha. i woundn't exactly call that cute. i mean,..cute things are suppose to pleasant. but it was funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    It's not exactically what I would call "cute".

  • 1 decade ago

    lol nice one

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    huh huh bear.

    poor little bear.

    :[

    lol.

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL!! You are so creative!!

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