Lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

A young journalist gets a job at a provincial newspaper in the middle of the prairies.

His first assignment was to write a human-interest story.

Driving through the cornfields, he spied an old farm-hand and introduced himself.

"Out here in the middle of nowhere - has anything ever happened that made you happy?".

"Yup!" he exclaimed, suddenly. "One time my neighbour's daughter, got lost. So we formed a posse, we eventually found her. After we all sh@*£ed her, we took her home."

The young journo blanched. "I can't print that!". "Has anything else happened?"

The farmer thought again. "Yeah!" he said. "One of my neighbour's sheep got lost. We found it and all sh@*£ed it before we took it back home."

"Christ!" yelled the young man. "I can't print that either!". "OK - has anything around here that made you particularly sad?"

The old man looked at the ground. "Well," he said sheepishly. "I got lost, once . . . . ."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    You tell the best jokes on here, most of them I have never heard!

  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny Jay.!!!

    8/10.!!!

  • Lee
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    hehehehehe nice 1

  • Teejay
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Excellent really funny. Maybe he was sad about getting lost because no-one actually found him!!!!

    :-)))

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  • 1 decade ago

    The punchline doesn't bear thinking about:))

  • 1 decade ago

    Yey really funny LOL.GD1.

  • 1 decade ago

    I don't know how you got away with this one but I am glad that you did

  • Will
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    im having a brain fart and cant figure out the bleeps

  • 1 decade ago

    haaaa nice one

  • me
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    hahhahahahaha

    cant stop

    hahhahhahaha

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