how do you keep a mormon from drinking your beer?

invite two of them.

Update:

to those who dont get it,more than a few mormons bend the rules when not watched or observed by others.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    LOL. Mean but true.

  • Buzz s
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    A better answer is not to have any in the house in the first place! (I am not a MOrmon)

  • 1 decade ago

    Right-o!

  • 1 decade ago

    Invite all of your friends over

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  • 1 decade ago

    you tell them that the beer is a free.

    Source(s): 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. Ephesians 2:8-9
  • 1 decade ago

    Cute. Not nice, but cute.

  • 1 decade ago

    is this a joke or riddle ??

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I don't get it.

  • 1 decade ago

    ok then

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