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I'm getting ready to hit the sheets. What bedtime story are you going to tell me?

Goodnight all!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    It was raining outside. Drizzling, actually, just a steady, soft pattering of raindrops as they fell. Margaret sighed happily. No school and a library book all about cats. Not a bad way to spend a Saturday afternoon.

    Margaret fixed herself a sandwich then draped herself sideways across the big blue armchair. She leaned back to set her lunch on the end table and then reached up to flick on the reading light.

    Then, settling herself comfortably, she began to read.

    As she turned the pages, Margaret slowly became aware of the purring of her own cat, Ozmo. She couldn't see him right away, but he was obviously somewhere in the room.

    "Ah, there you are!", Margaret smiled at Ozmo.

    The rain beat gently against the window. A very soothing sound. And there was something... something about that soft purr... the bright eyes..... that gently flicking tail......

    "You know", she said to herself, (YAWN..... excuse me)" ......sometimes.... cats seem..... to have..... an almost... hypnotic.... quality about them, don't th.......z...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

    Margaret awoke a short time later with Ozmo curled comfortably on her tummy. She yawned and stretched. "Up you go, Ozmo", she said, "I'm hungry. I'm going to eat my sandwich now".

    Just like magic, Ozmo disappeared.

    Margaret sat up and reached for her sandwich.

    It was gone.

    There was nothing left of her lunch but a couple of crumbs and a tiny little cat footprint.

    OZMO!!!

    You felonious little furball!

    "Where's my LUNCH!?"

    But Ozmo was nowhere to be found.

    Margaret looked under couches.

    She looked under chairs.

    She looked in the closets.

    She looked under the stairs.

    No Ozmo.

    But Margaret had the funniest feeling that Ozmo was right there.

    Laughing.

    "Hmmmph!", thought Margaret. Ozmo is so good at this disappearing stuff, he ought to have his own magic act. That way he could amaze people on stage.

    People would come to the show to watch him disappear, just like the Cheshire cat in "Alice in Wonderland".

    "Poof!", there's nothing left but the grin."

    Margaret snorted. "I know why cats grin", she thought. "They're grinning because they think it's funny watching people trying to find them."

    Margeret looked behind the draperies.

    No Ozmo.

    "You know, that magic act is not a bad idea", she thought to herself, as she got down on her knees to peer under the couch. "I can see it now....."

    The Incredible Ozmo, performing Cat Magic

    So much for daydreams.

    Still no Ozmo.

    Margaret stood up and looked about the room. Putting her hands on her hips she shouted really loudly.

    OZMO!!

    Where ARE you?

    You better have a

    REALLY

    GOOD

    EXPLANATION

    for what happened to my

    LUNCH!

    There was total silence.

    There was only one place left to look.

    One last closet.

    As she got closer to the door, Margaret could swear she heard little cat giggling sounds.

    WHAT

    HAPPENED

    TO

    MY

    LUNCH?

    Ozmo's eyes darted this way and that.

    Could he escape?

    He couldn't.

    Ozmo gave Margaret what he hoped was his most sincere expression.

    THE DOG DID IT.

    REALLY!

    TRUST ME!

    "OZMO!", said Margaret, suddenly starting to laugh.

    We don't HAVE a dog!

    Thats right! The cat can talk

    Pretty lame. right?

  • Dan X
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Once upon a time God said to Noah, "It's gonna' rain, so get all the animals you can and put them in a boat." The neighbors said it was impossible, and they were right. But Noah did it anyway, just to prove those neighbors wrong. And when it rained, those neighbors didn't have a boat and they drowned, as they deserved to because they liked eating apples. But Noah and his animal friends stayed dry and warm on their boat for a very lucky 13 months . Then they got out and repopulated the earth. How did they do that? I'll tell you when you're older.

  • 1 decade ago

    Good night. Sweet dreams.

    Once upon a time was a nice girl that asked her boyfriend to marry her. He said no and she lived happily ever after. The end

    LOL

    life is beautiful. Cheers

  • 1 decade ago

    Once upon a time, long, long, ago...There was a curse placed on all of the land. There were no computers in houses. Children and adults alike had to read books, or (GASP) talk to each other in person.....

    Then one day, Bill Gates came to town.......

    THen everyone lived happily ever after. Or at least I think they did. Everyone is busy on the computers, I'll ask later...

    HAHA!!! Have a great night!!!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Once upon a time, there was a funny little website, where lots of people could play & question each other at any time of the day or night....

    Sweet dreams!

  • 1 decade ago

    I'd probably just read you what I read my son:

    The Very Hungry Catapillar

    Goodnight Moon

    Each Peach, Pear, Plum

    and Moon in my Room (which you will love as much as he does because it has a moon that lights up on the cover!)

  • Papa
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Once upon a time, in a far away land, a man asked a beautiful maiden to marry him. She said no, and he lived happily ever after.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    There once was a princess named zinntwinnies and she lived in a big castle and was married to prince charming and had 5 kids.. need i got on or do you get the point? :P Sweet dreams :)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Jack & The Beanstalk..Night..

  • 1 decade ago

    I'm just gonna say Sweet Dreams, 'Gnight, sleep well, little dogggie'

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