Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

The construction site?

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.

The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy,

"You're in charge of sweeping."

To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling."

And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."

He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you

guys to make a dent in that there pile."

So the foreman goes away for a couple hours and when he returns, the

pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep

any of it?"

The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese a

fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared

and I no coulda finda him nowhere."

Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, "And you, I thought I

told you to shovel this pile."

The Scotsman replies, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah could nay get meself a

shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah

could nay fin' him either."

The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand

to look for the Chinese guy ...

Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and

yells . . . . . .


21 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    thanks for the smile

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  • 1 decade ago

    10/10 + a star for that one. Brilliant.

  • 1 decade ago

    Tee Hee this is so funny. Supplies...... I can't stop laughing....he he he

    Have a star mate.

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  • 1 decade ago

    brilliant! u get a star wish i culd give you more but you know the rules

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Wonderful-------Thanks for the laugh-----full marks!

  • 1 decade ago


    my chinese friend found it funny.

    a star for you!

  • Steph
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    oh,you velly good with these belly laughs:)

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  • 1 decade ago

    hehehe, velly funny, velly good, pmsl

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahahahahahahahaha..oh gosh...i cnt stop laughin...hahahahahahahahahaha

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