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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

The Desperate Girl "Joke"?

A mother hears a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom, so she

opens the door and finds her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.

"What the hell are you doing?" the mom asks.

"I'm 35 and I still live at home with my parents. This is the closest I'll

ever get to having a husband," replies the daughter.

Later that same week the father hears the humming noise and finds his

daughter with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm 35 and I still live at home with my parents. This is the closest I'll

ever get to having a husband," replies the daughter.

A few days later the mother hears the humming noise coming from the den, so

she bursts into the room (quite annoyed) and is surprised to see her husband

sitting on the couch, watching TV with the vibrator buzzing away next to

him.

"What in God's name are you doing?" she asks.

"I am watching the game with my son-in-law!"

Star it if u like it

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    lmfao. star for sure. i fell off my chair and my friends think im high or something lol. my cheeks hurt from laughing.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Good one

  • Paul
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Was she ugly? If so, it's usually her own fault...too many tatts, peircings, bad/no makeup, made up as a troll.

  • 1 decade ago

    ROFLMAO....

    that is great! One Question, what happens if they get a divorce? Does she kick the lil hummer out ? lol

    I can't keep a strait face and write this....ROFLMAO

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  • Prince
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Hi,

    thats awesome....

    Cheers

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    laughing so hard i have ta pee. i want that kind of husband. not my som a lazy good 4 nothin *****.. heh heh.

  • 1 decade ago

    A real good one.. A good dad.... Wow

  • 5 years ago

    i dont get it nd this was posted 7 years ago T.T

  • Mamta
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Funny!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    very good joke

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