Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

2 ITALIANS ON BUS. Funny aye??

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time".

"You foul-mouthed swine" retorted the lady idignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin abouta sexa? I`m a justa tellin my frienda how to spella Mississippi "


star if u like it plz

16 Answers

  • Best Answer

    funny!! it made the hippy pirate smile. starred!!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago


  • 1 decade ago

    Total star!

    OMG fab

    I'm italian/japanese rofl

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  • 1 decade ago

    That was really good! I have to show that to my friend! STARRED!

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  • 1 decade ago

    WOOOOOOW! I LIKE IT VERY MUCHO, MENG! lol. that made me laugh just a lil.

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha i LOVE it! that is really funny! did u create that?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    nice hav a *

  • ha ha funny

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha!!! Funny!!!! Have a *

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago


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