i used to be a man but every time i cough thanks to uncle sam my nuts keep falling off?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    this is so funny , i heard this on, jeff dunham, and its still funny hear, good one, wow thats just to funny, thanks for the good giggles.

    :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Spiritually speaking???? Bombs are no longer religious nor are they Christmas. The music is in basic terms a comedic devise and not something extra. Now bypass ask God for forgiveness and non secular comprehend-how.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Try Gorilla glue. It works on anything.

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  • 1 decade ago

    what?

    Thanks for the 2 points!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    first of all they cant fall off

    second of all how's it u r uncle Sam's fall

    third of all u should try duct tape

    and last of all how the hell do they fall off!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    as long as i get points ill answer

    scrapbooking tapw is soo stickey its better than duck tape!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    use a nut cup

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You used to be a man? Now you`re just an idiot.

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  • 1 decade ago

    i've found that velcro works pretty well.

    can't use anything permanent because

    it's BOUND to happen over and over again.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Jingle Bombs!

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  • 1 decade ago

    thats the best i heard all day...after a long day....lmao!!!

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