Do you guys and gals think this is funny?

I have seventeen turtles all of which i sing to when i come home after work and change into my golden robe. I wear water wings, a belt and a rubber duck to bed when i sleep. My neighbours cat kept looking at me funny so i chased him into a corner and farted on him. He stinks to this day. I spent 3 years travelling through Japan squirting mustard on sumo wrestlers. I like to put on a richard nixon mask and run through elementary schools screaming 'Nixon's back!' in a richard nixon voice. I have 2 hamsters named squiggles maggee and count fluffy. For fun i make them dress up like Sherlock Holmes and Watson wearing cute hats and funny coats and talking about how things are 'elementary'.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    That's cool

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Uh not funny to me but i do think you have a heck of alot of time on your hands

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Keep your day job

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The last sentence was!!!

    Source(s): That's all I read.
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