Ben
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Ben asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Poll: Does other people's stupidity make you laugh?

Feel free to read some, all, or none of these, apologies if you've already seen them.

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

(read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?

A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?

A: Always wear a condom.

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too sh*t-faced to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving.

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?

A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.

Update:

No TD's from me.

Also, serial killer? I'm far too intelligent to be a serial killer.

Update 2:

Brian - That's fantastic! lmao...

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  • Brian
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Crazy people are the most fun Ben

    Eight Words with two Meanings

    1. THINGY (thing- ee) n.

    Female...... Any part under a car's hood.

    Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

    2. VULNERABLE(vul-NE-Ra-bel) adj.

    Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

    Male.... Playing football with only three defenders.

    3. COMMUNICATION(ko-myoo-in-Kay-shon) n.

    Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

    Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

    4. COMMITMENT(ko-mit-ment) n.

    Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.

    Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

    5. ENTERTAINMENT(en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

    Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.

    Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

    6. FLATULENCE(flach-U-lens) n.

    Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

    Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

    7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

    Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

    Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

    8. REMOTE CONTROL (RI-moht kon-trohl) n.

    Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

    Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Merry Christmas

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Brilliant

  • Um, YES!

    How do you think America's Funniest Home Videos made it through so many seasons?

    There's this girl at my school who legitly thought that a Tsunami was a kind of sushi and that Australians look like Alligators. She even asked what language Italians speak.

    She makes me laugh my @ss off!

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  • 1 decade ago

    I am not sure I should laugh. These people are on the same roads as me. I think they should be seen by a a psychiatrist not a driving teacher!

  • 1 decade ago

    Lmao. Absolutely, an acceptable form of schadenfreude.

  • 1 decade ago

    i just saw a question on here about xmas eve and i CANNOT believe the amount of people who Ridiculed the asker and them answerers not knowing that their answers were totally wrong.

    And some of them had the cheek to abuse the asker to get an education............look in the mirror i say...dumb know it all zitfaced idiots!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha I've seen some of these before. Funny :)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    People's stupidity is a constant source of amusement for me.

  • 1 decade ago

    Geoge bush didn't make me laugh!

    This question doesn't make me laugh!

    SO the answer is NO.

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