Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Is there a home pregnancy test I can just swirl in my coffee and tequila ?

That would really save a lot of time.

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  • lobo27
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    That be da dunk and ***** test darlin,

    yous can pick em up at da free clinic

    hear?

  • 4 years ago

    No. Most boxes claim 99% accuracy - but most of the inaccuracy is in failing to detect actual pregnancies, not in falsely predicting pregnancy. If a test said someone was *not* pregnant, they still could be. Especially if they took the test early or didn't follow the directions properly. If a test said someone *was* pregnant then the chance that they are is close enough to 100%.

  • 1 decade ago

    Forget the coffee. Both the PT and Tequila are gonna show a PLUS anyway.

    Let my give my my GYNO's #

    Dallas

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Drinking Tequila with your morning coffee will make you pregnant. Ask anyone in the singles & dating section.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    *slap, slap* For heaven's sake, snap out of it. You're an uncle, and a clown. You can't be pregnant, no matter what the sex change doc tells you. I'm sorry, but it';s just an extremely small midget hiding in your bloomers.

  • 1 decade ago

    Yes, it's called the Hasselhoff test.

  • Meg
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    don't bother with the pregnancy test. everyone on yahoo is already pregnant, so just enjoy your drink and start decorating the nursery.

  • 1 decade ago

    Yeah any one of them, but I wouldn't take the results too seriously.

  • 1 decade ago

    Yep.

    They sell them at your local Starbucks/Liquor Store.

    What?

    You mean we only have those in Nevada??!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    oh wow im actually making one now

    want it?you can have it

    for only $3.99 plus shipping and handling

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