Does anyone know anything about the security at the Vatican City?

I want to murder the pope, fvck his dead corpse with my erect ****, drape his rancid innards over my body, and then burn down the entire Vatican City. What kind of security would I need to get through to do this? I already have a passport and no criminal record, so initially getting into the Vatican will not be a problem.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    gotta get thru the swiss guards; they protect him.

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  • 1 decade ago

    ...and through metal detectors that surround the entire Vatican City...

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