my belly makes noises could i be pregnant?

i am a white male over 36 no history of sex that i can remember

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  • Me
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    No, you need to have the talk with your daddy

  • 1 decade ago

    I think you may have been abducted by aliens and during the anal probe, they must have inseminated you. It's unfortunate though, you won't be the first male to be pregnant so no free diapers for you.

  • 1 decade ago

    nope, my belly makes noises and thank goodness I am past that child bearing age--I can only remember too well and want to continue life as it is--wonderful.

  • 1 decade ago

    The pregnant man on tv used to be a woman. She had a uterus. I think you're just hungry.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Yes. I'm a doctor. This is a sign that the baby is a monster.

  • 1 decade ago

    Sounds like hunger , or an upset stomach.

  • 1 decade ago

    I don't think noises are a pregnancy symptom.

  • 1 decade ago

    Definately pregnant. No doubt about it.

  • 1 decade ago

    are you crazy??that wasnt your belly making the noise..it was your aS*

  • 1 decade ago

    Maybe your giving birth to a demon.

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