my belly makes noises could i be pregnant?

Question

i am a white male over 36 no history of sex that i can remember

Answer 1

Favorite Answer

No, you need to have the talk with your daddy

Answer 2

I think you may have been abducted by aliens and during the anal probe, they must have inseminated you. It's unfortunate though, you won't be the first male to be pregnant so no free diapers for you.

Answer 3

nope, my belly makes noises and thank goodness I am past that child bearing age--I can only remember too well and want to continue life as it is--wonderful.

Answer 4

The pregnant man on tv used to be a woman. She had a uterus. I think you're just hungry.

Answer 5

Yes. I'm a doctor. This is a sign that the baby is a monster.

Answer 6

Sounds like hunger , or an upset stomach.

Answer 7

I don't think noises are a pregnancy symptom.

Answer 8

Definately pregnant. No doubt about it.

Answer 9

are you crazy??that wasnt your belly making the noise..it was your aS*

Answer 10

Maybe your giving birth to a demon.