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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

Top 10 Most Stupid Questions?

Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

1.) At the movies:

When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .....

Stupid Question :- Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer :- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2.) In the bus:

A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question :- Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer :- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.

3.) At a funeral:

One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question :- Why, why him, of all people.

Answer :- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4.) At a restaurant:

When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question :- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??

Answer :- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5.) At a family get-together:

When some distant aunt meets you after years

Stupid Question :- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer :- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6.) When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question :- Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7.) When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question :- Sorry. Were you sleeping?

Answer :- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or

Not. You thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.

8.) When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question :- Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer :- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..

9.) At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question :- Tell me if it hurts?

Answer :- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10.) You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks...

Stupid Question :- Oh, so you smoke.

Answer :- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    WOW! Simply terrific! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!!.

  • Asia
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Sorry guys but all of these were from Americans. I'm from Ireland 10: Do you have cliffs in Ireland? 9: Does Ireland have beachs? 8: Is drink driving a crime in Ireland? 7: Do people go to school in Ireland? 6: Do you know any leprechauns? 5: Have you ever seen a car? 4: Do you know Bono? 3: What day is Christmas over there? 2: Is that in England? 1: Is that in the Middle East?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Haha that's pretty funny. Lol.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Dats true n amazing too

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha ... really good ones . except no.3 . people usually talk that way when they lose someone very close .

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    wow its so good don't know y people always ask such questions????

    i liked it so much hahahahahahaha cant stop laughing

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

    it aws osum

    very funny

  • 1 decade ago

    Nice one.

  • ROXY
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    meet some one in the supermarket with a laden trolley

    '' been shopping''..........no...i'm just here for the exercise .

    '' got a new dress?''

    ''baked a cake?''.........

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha

    OMG these are really true and funny :D

    Thanx for the laugh

  • 1 decade ago

    wow! i just loved it

    i'm still laughing

    in particular, the last one was so good

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