Lord Of The Rings Pickup lines?? :]?
heey, does anyone have any LOTR pickup lines?
odd request, but i'm in desperate need
they don't have to be good, just LOTR related
- 1 decade agoBest Answer
Girl im like Gandolf
"In my robe is where the magic happens!"
Girl your my ring and im your Golem
because girl "Your MY precious!"
- 5 years ago
I appreciate the above Lord Of The Rings Pickup lines. But, I still prefer the following ones:
A day may come when the swagger of men will fail .. But it is not this day, girl!
In my robe is where the magic happens!
You have my bone and my ***
You shall not pass without giving me those digits.
Does the carpet match the foot hair ?
Was your *** forged by Sauron? That sh!t looks precious.
I am no man. Wanna bone ?
You don’t need One Ring to find me.
Baby, you’re hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.
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- MargaretLv 44 years ago
Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? I'm sure there's lists if you google HP pick up lines or star wars ones.. I know there's tons of hilarious pokemon ones that aren't too hard to find :) (I don't use them just fun to read, just so youknow! Haha)
- ghostygirlLv 51 decade ago
Our only wish to catch a fish so juicy sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttt.
It's Dwarves that go swimming with little hairy women.
what's this, a ranger caught off his guard.
- liberty911Lv 71 decade ago
You will only get this if you read the book, but:
"Why couldn't Tom Bombadil hear the telephone?"
"Because the ring had no effect on him."
- ontopofoldsmokieLv 61 decade ago
Certainty of death, *small* chance of success... What are we waiting for?
You can't go walking through Mordor in naught but your skin.
"I would have gone with you to the end, into the very fires of Mordor"
- Anonymous1 decade ago
excuse me, but are you one of the entwives...or just my future wife?
lady galadriel? is that you, the fairest of all women? (may i have a lock of your hair?)
i'm not arwen, and you aren't aragorn...but may i still choose to give you the rest of my life?
i'm arwen, my father can see the future...and you and i are definitely in it.
- 1 decade ago
one ring to rule them all