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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations....?

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question:-

Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:-

Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:-

Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-

No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:-

Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:-

Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-

Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??

Answer:-

No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...

Stupid Question:-

Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer:-

Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:-

Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:-

No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:-

Sorry. Were you sleeping?

Answer:-

No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:-

Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:-

No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:-

Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:-

No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question:-

Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:-

Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Thank a lot.

    that kind of made my day, considering the crap i had to deal with.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Those are pretty funny & yeah people can say the dumbest things sometimes!

    What I hate is: When customers come in from the outside into a store, & it's extremely snowy out, they inevitably say something like, "Wow it's really snowing out there!"

    Really, I was just about to offer you some "Head & Shoulders" for that dandruff problem of yours!

    Ok I'm no comedian LOL!

  • 4 years ago

    they're not bad. i can't remember the others i've heard. but sometimes they go a bit overboard because you can't escape the situation when asking stuff you know? like #4..you gotta ask if a dish is good because some meals suck and its good to get their opinion. but i did like number 5! and as for the stupid question thing i like the "Can I ask you a question?' one.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Brilliant! Absolutely Brilliant! I LMAO!!!.

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  • 1 decade ago

    gosh this just made my day funny, seems like you a member of the sarcasm society :D

  • 1 decade ago

    Oh I adore the sarcasm!

  • 1 decade ago

    I hope you sense the sarcasm, kuz I'm laying it on pretty thick.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hahaha thats so funny.

    someone could be in absolute tears, depressed and everything and people would still ask are you OK!! i mean are people completely retarded?

  • 1 decade ago

    Nice one.

  • 1 decade ago

    Ahhhhh, Good ole Sarcasm.

    The best thing in life. :)

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