How many Libs does it take to make a turtle crossing?

Who could say, but Obama feels a turtle crossing is exactly what this country needs to get this country moving again.

$3.4 MILLION for a turtle/wild life crossing in Florida.

Its unbelievable what the bucket of #$@%^@ called the Obama Stimulus Package has in it. AND NOT A SINGLE NEW JOB TO SHOW FOR IT.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20090616/D98RI8302...

I wonder if the turtles will be smart enough to know to use their new under pass?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Perhaps one of Ozbama bankrupt automobile companies could start manufacturing little, tiny turtle SUVs.

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    Using Federal tax dollars to retool, and providing each poor turtle family with a free, overpriced [charged to us], turtle-sized SUV, fully accessorized, would make many, many "contractors" millionaires.

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    Of course, only after Harvard gets a multi-billion $$$ grant to study the issue ....

    and turtles are given the right to vote and are "properly" signed up by ACORN, funded by another multi-billion $$$ grant to sign them up.

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    Then there is the issue of little, tiny turtle highways ....

    Source(s): SB-736-775 "Turtle Rights".
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    This is funny. I work in Massachusetts, the border town I cross into from home has recently elected a Democrat for Mayor. First thing that goes up....you guessed it, turtles crossing signs. I laugh my bigass off every time I see them, I always see dead beavers there. Not a friggin' turtle in sight.

  • 1 decade ago

    What's even more outrageous is that our children/grandchildren will end up paying for this nonsense in higher taxes! The bills will come due eventually.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hellooooo

    That money is gonna go to local contractors to install those turtle crossings.

    Putz.

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  • 1 decade ago

    There will be hell to pay when the bills start coming due.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    if left to the GOP

    EXXON WOULD DUMP OIL IN YOSIMITE

    ha haha hahahhahahaha

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