He made me a clock, a pretty little chiming one out of wood.
Said I was so organised and professional and reliable and always there for him and he thought I was made like a swiss timepeice, costly, valuable, elegant, amazeing, fun and practical too.
He gives great massages, really.
and as for all your side notes sounds like you should set a roman candle off in the bedroom and then refuse to do anything until you get a fair marriage, includes notes, flowers, a candy box from walgreens or the gas station and most definetely make him get sappy firl movies and make you popcorn and rub your feet and then make you remember why he was worthy of your decent attention?! is he so great? men are stinky, unrefined, lacking gracious ettiqutte and they need caveman to urban loved man lessons!! thats why there is a woman ! Our jobs are to refine men, hence our incredible abilities.