Survey: What is the best course of action to take for the brat that lives down the street?

Every day the school bus lands this one little boy walks across my front porch and stands at the door (if front door is open) and makes faces and obscene gestures at my dogs. Hiding in the garage and turning on the sprinkler system as he walked across the lawn is getting kind of boring.

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  • Krazy
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    I think it would be cool to sneak up on him and blare one of those compressed noise things they use at basketball games. Also, get a recording of a big viscous dog and play it when he gets close.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well I would let the dog out on him but that's cuz I hate bratty lil kids. You see what he is doing is trespassing and personally I would have the cops at my house if it's still going on.

    Not much more you can do to a lil kid without crossing the line of it being 'illegal.'

    Source(s): me
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Greet him saying you like to grill little boys like him who end up on his door step, then do a maniacal laugh of doom while holding a lighter. He will never show up ever again.

  • 1 decade ago

    Topless.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Putting Slugs and Snails in his shirt might do something!

  • 1 decade ago

    Borrow from a friend/get a Rottweiler or German Shepperd, that would stop him..

  • 1 decade ago

    flip him off? spray him with the water hose drenching wet?

    sprinkles got boring?!?!?!?

    um, good luck with whatever you decide to do

  • 1 decade ago

    Three words: Potato gun. That's business there!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Just ignore him.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nothing..

    He's a kid , karma will come back and give him a small penis when he's older.

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