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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Spiritually speaking, anyone know any good alternative Christmas songs?

Please don't think I mean alternative rock.I mean alternative to crappy carols.

So far all I have are these:

The Vandals(also a No Doubt cover)-Oi to the World

Blink 182- I Wont Be Home for Christmas

Mystery Science Theater- Patrick Swayze Christmas


Dave Matthews Band?*shudder*

15 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    "O Holy Crap"

    "Oh, Holy Crap! I think I blew my foot off!"

    Source(s): Achmed the Dead Terrorist
  • 1 decade ago

    Well, these aren't Christmas songs but they are an "alternative" :)

    Chanukah Songs that Never Quite Caught On

    Oy to the World

    Schlepping through a Winter Wonderland

    Hava Negilah - The Megamix

    Bubbie Yetta Got Run Over by a Reindeer

    Enough with those fahkahkta Jingle Bells Already...Sheez!

    Matzo Man (by the Lower East Side Village People)

    I Have a Little Dreidel (the Barking Dog Version)

    Come on Baby, Light My Menorah

    Deck the Halls with Balls of Matzos

    Silent Night? I Should Be So Lucky

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I suggest:

    Dave Matthews Band "Christmas Song"

    Nancy LaMott "Just in Time for Christmas"

    Nancy LaMott "All Those Christmas Cliches"


    Oh, and if you're willing to venture into the classical realm, you'll find an amazing assortment and variety of Christmas songs.

    All the John Rutter carols, carol arrangements by Benjamin Britten or his "Ceremony of Carols," David Wilcox, Charles Ives, not to mention Bach and Handel.

    And check out Morton Lauridsen's "O Magnum Mysterium" or "O Nata Lux" for a truly sublime experience.

    Then there is the Trans-Siberian Orchestra - they have some great arrangements and original music, as well.

  • 1 decade ago

    In 2006 Bath & Body works released a Christmas CD titled "The Perfect Christmas"to benefit the Make A Wish Foundation. It's a 2 disc compilation that includes classics and remakes from new artists. I would check the net and see if you could find a used one. I absolutely love mine and listen to it year around, not just at Christmas!!

    Good Luck In Your Search!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I highly recommend the Chuck Norris Christmas album with such hits as

    Rudolph the Bloody Nosed Reindeer

    Silent Night, Deadly Night

    I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus

    plus many others for your holiday enjoyment

  • Susie
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Christmas at ground zero


    The Night Santa Went Crazy - Weird Al Yankovic

  • 1 decade ago

    Bob and Doug MacKenzie's 12 Days of Christmas is pretty funny, and I just love "Snoopy's Christmas" too.

    Try the Trans Siberian Orchestra's "Mad Russian" and "Nutcracker Suite". Very good, and it's not what you'd expect.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Rent - Christmas Bells

  • 1 decade ago

    well, it is not rock but an independent band: Bright Eyes, they released in 2002 A Christmas Album where can find familiar christmas songs with that indie-vibe

  • 1 decade ago

    If you don't want to listen to according to you (crappy carols), then turn the knob off!

    Those Carols represent what the season is all about. You could go into hibernation or just continue working as if (CHRISTmas is not there) for you it seems it does not exist. So there should be no problem.

    Do you have the same concerns with Halloween or Valentine's day?

  • Taylor
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Any of Weird Al's Christmas songs.

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