How Do You Join The Illuminati?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    you don't join them....they join you.

  • 1 decade ago

    You get in-bred into once of their 13 Bloodlines, no wonder all presidents are related, Illuminati Bloodlines

    Source(s): Fritz Springmeier, William Cooper, John Todd.
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    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Go to college. Where you will find a bunch of them. They call themselves Professors.

    God Bless Ya,

    Chicago Bob

    imasinner

    There is more joy in Jesus in one day.

    Than there is in the World 365/24/7

    I know, I tried them both.

    Source(s): Enlightened Professors!
  • 1 decade ago

    Wire your brain to a 200 watt bulb and "Bingo" Illuminated.

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  • 1 decade ago

    There is no Illuminati, citizen- now go about your everyday business.

    (Memo to thought police, bug his apartment)

    :-)

    Source(s): Agnostic
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Too late now we know you are too much of a moron to put together the clues we left all over the world.

  • 1 decade ago

    Treat your fellow humans like trash on the search for "illumination."

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahaha get a job like prime minister then you may get an invite

  • 1 decade ago

    Talk with Jay-z.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    listen to JAY Z

  • 1 decade ago

    theres no recruiting office....you are born one...its a bloodline.

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