Why do I have an insatiable fetish for beards?

I don't know what it is, but I feel this fire burning almost, inside me when I see, or am around a male with a beard. I think it's absolutely attractive!!!!!!! The sexiest part to a man! Ughhhhhhh. I get so excited. It's odd, but I can't help it. All my friends think I'm "messed up"... show more I don't know what it is, but I feel this fire burning almost, inside me when I see, or am around a male with a beard. I think it's absolutely attractive!!!!!!! The sexiest part to a man! Ughhhhhhh. I get so excited. It's odd, but I can't help it. All my friends think I'm "messed up" that I would be physically and sexually attracted to men with facial hair. I once thought Jesus Christ was sexy, because of his beard. It's odd. But is there anything, maybe any planets?

Sun, Venus, mars, mercury, Saturn in Aquarius. Pisces moon, Scorpio in Pluto, Aries rising
Update: @Gemyni Celeste: I am the same way. As soon as a guy has a beard, facial hair is nice but a beard = automatic sexual attraction LOL! The next guy I date will have a beard resembling Jesus Christ... :D
Update 2: @ Gemyni Celeste.. he's cute!! He is from Gossip girl right!
I have a major crush on Devendra Banhart this indie folk singer: http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1/2008/05/portman-kissing/natalie-portman-devendra-banhart-kissing-cannes-04.jpg
he is so hottttttttt. To me anyway haha!
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