Jo mamma iz so.......?

complete the joke!!!!

winner gets 10 points! but only one joke per person!

an example:

jo mamma iz so fat dat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago
    Best Answer

    yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

  • 9 years ago

    Jo mama iz so fat she went to a club with high heels and came back with slippers

  • 9 years ago

    Yo mamma is so fat, the sorting house sorted her into all four hogwart houses.

  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.

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  • 9 years ago

    Yo momma so fat her farts can blast airplanes 50 feet into thee air.

  • Goldie
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    Your momma's glasses are so fat, that when she looks at a Map Book she see's people waving.

  • Felio
    Lv 4
    9 years ago

    Yo mama iz so dirty, when she drinks water, it turns into lemonade

  • 9 years ago

    Yo mama iz so fat dat when she turned around, duh solar eclipse occurred.

    Yo mama iz so fat dat when she her self on a scale, I saw my own phone number.

    If everybody was duh size of yo mama, all the elevator signs would say "Only 1 person person per elevator please."

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