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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 9 years ago

Acording to Daniel 1: 1 !/? [T or F] A tribute to gay PRIDE ?

Have you been living in a cabbage patch ? Eye ask you?

They way eye sea it !

SEX has been # 1 thing. Since God introduced Eve to Adam on a blind date at the Eden nudist colony. Now bad boy Adam. Soon as possible introduced her to his serpent ! And fig leaves became a fashion statement. A skinny fashion statement though. And the rest is history.

Then Cain got Cain-fused he killed Able-ity in a gay rage. For not wanting to do a threesome with his serpent. And that snake in the tree's.

So GOD any-way through Threw up his hands in despair. You try and raise a whore in Paradise ! Butt you can't get her to appreciate any thing ? Next thing she'll want is a computer lab & a cell phone. She'll just have to wait because it's not AGE appropriate !

Well said God ! I'm going for a very long walk to Alpha Century. But I'll have jesus drop by time to time and see how things are going. Jesus doesn't ware a watch. And has schedule issues.

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Acording to Daniel 1: Oh 1

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  • 9 years ago
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    False homosexuality is forbidden in the bible God destroyed a city for it. The ancient Hebrews and Jews were asked to stone Homosexuals in certain situations

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  • Yoseph
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    9 years ago

    you mean

    Revelation 21:8

    8But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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