Could I have Rainbow-itis?

I ate a rainbow for breakfast, and now I am experiencing multi-colored pain in the lower abdominal. Would I have rainbow-itis? Or maybe its just unicorn allergies, I do own seven.

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  • 8 years ago
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    You may have chronic rainbowitits. This very serious disease is brought on by Unicorns, who have eaten old rainbows. And since you own seven of them, i think you may have it. Go get it checked out before you have it full time

    Source(s): Full-Time Rainbow-Itis patient.
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  • 8 years ago

    did you remove the resulting "Pot o gold" before eating the rainbow? no? oh my then you are chock full of gold bits--oh dear, now you need to find a leprechaun!

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  • 8 years ago

    I'd say you aught to get that checked out. Ive heard of this and it can be serious.

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