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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 8 years ago

Godless atheists.and evolutionists.?

How does the THEORY of Evolution explain the following:

Bananas, Seahorses, Loganberries, Water Buffalo, Clarinets, Strawberry Poptarts, Owls, Pussycats, Pea- Green Boats, Sure-footed Goats, Dinah Shore, The Jersey Shore, Cheesecake, Wombats, Ninjas, Penguins, Hockey, Rattlesnakes, Baby Teeth, Chainsaws, The Spice Girls, Rubber Fetishism, Alaskan Politics, Reality TV Shows, Hair Weaves and Poe's Law?

How? HOW??

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  • 8 years ago
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    Plus Zombies.

    Source(s): You have such a pretty list. --- Swagger, if you can't understand the question, that's not the question's fault!
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  • I was doing fine until I hit Alaskan Politics. Nothing scientific or rational can explain Sarah Palin, so I guess I'm off to get myself baptized over the weekend!

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Oh no! I think you have just disproved evolution through Jersey Shore... no way thousands upon thousands of years of human evolution could produce such... stupidity.

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  • K2
    Lv 6
    8 years ago

    anyone else find it ironic that bananas are the first thing listed? as the fruit that is well known to be highly hybridized by deliberate crossbreeding and genetic modification.

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Living things evolve to fill every available niche.

    Tool making creatures make some really interesting tools.

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  • kert
    Lv 7
    8 years ago

    The proposal that one type of animal could descend from an animal of another type goes ....

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  • 8 years ago

    first of all half the stuff u listed arnt even living things so you need to rethink your question before you decide to make christians look like ******* idiots

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Heavens, you're right!

    Only God could have created Pop Tarts!

    Source(s): Instant conversion (again)
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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    Is this an on-line shopping list?

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  • 8 years ago

    HOCKEY??? Did you seriously just say HOCKEY??? Your mother really should've swallowed when she had the chance!!

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