Blues: 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy...?

Ever misheard lyrics? I know I have. Usually it's pretty funny, too.

I remember thinking WTF when listening to "Owner of a Lonely Heart" by Yes, and hearing "owner of a lollipop"

Or another classic was Presley's "Hound Dog". "You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine"

"Another Brick In The Wall"--"the ducks are hazards in the classroom"

Update:

Sylar...yeah.

Thanks...lol

Update 2:

Oh ahah thats ok :P

Update 3:

it's Jimi

JIMI DAMMIT! lol

Update 4:

See, Stiff i always hear "Oh come ooooon, I wanna go surfiiiin". But I know it's "mama". I just don't hear it!

Update 5:

Right Now--Akon

My friend (hes Mexican) hears "I wanna meet Oprah now now now. I wanna meet Oprah now now now. We need you lady Oprah now now now..."

Huh? lol

Update 6:

@Dwayne--theres tons of PJ songs I misunderstand. He kinda mumbles anyway. And YEAH I asked a Q about Bieber! Lol got a problem with that? Huh? Haha

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  • 8 years ago
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    A couple from the Grateful Dead -

    Bertha - "I had a hard-on, running from your window".

    Franklin's Tower - "Roll away the doob".

  • 4 years ago

    on no account heard every physique think of that on pink Haze, however the single that has continually been gotten incorrect from day one is the Manfred mann music, "Blinded via the gentle", the place all people thinks its wrapped up like a douche, as a exchange of deuce.

  • 8 years ago

    Bald Headed Woman - The Bee Gees

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjZmSkUL6Ws

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  • Anonymous
    8 years ago

    "cherry baby, don't be a jew, anything you want me to do, so long as you don't be a jew"- delroy wilson

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKkoiozTNwc

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    *untrue

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  • 8 years ago

    I know it's not blues, but -

    In 1980 the band X had a song 'Los Angeles' where this girl had to leave LA because everything bothered her about the town -

    'Every homosexual and the idle rich' - I thought said -

    'Every oboe section of the idle rich' - it made enough sense to me in 1980 -----

  • 8 years ago

    "Ye highlands and ye lowlands

    O where hae ye been?

    They ha' slain the Earl of Moray

    And Lady Mondegreen."

    Hence the name "mondegreen" for this phenomenon.

    I've always enjoyed the idea of the FBI spending several years trying to decipher Louie, Louie by The Kingsmen.

    "All the young dudes carry the nudes" (Mott The Hoople).

    Braindead at the moment, back if I remember anything more.

    [EDIT] "Relations, high office, in the politics of Marilyn" (Dylan)

    "Hello, mate!" for "Elevate!" (HMHB, The Trumpton riots)

    "I feel Sue Lawley" (The Police)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sue_lawley

  • 8 years ago

    With the excuse of being a French atheist

    "You know Christ had twelve opossums" (John The Revelator)

  • 8 years ago

    don't know the name of the song but there's a Pearl Jam song with the line "couldn't find a better man" that's been misread as "couldn't find the butter m'am'.lol.

    Source(s): can't believe you actually asked about beiber, BOOOOOO!!!! LMAO!!!!
  • 8 years ago

    Actually I heard the same thing when I first listen to Purple Haze.

    Also another one, In the song Let's Go Surfing by The Drums I heard Obama, I wanna go surfing which is Oh Mama, I wanna go surfing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcHI_lTmog4

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  • Sylar
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    8 years ago

    Purple Haze by Jimmy Hendrix. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djVIDpVsDAQ

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    scuse me while i kiss the sky?

    EDIT: oh i misunderstood the question! lol i thought you were trying to find the song. XD my bad...

    my mistake again! haha. i just can't get anything right tonight, haha.

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