If the Bible were written in China...?

by the Chinese, would God have impregnated a Chinese lady, and the Holy City been Peking?

2 Answers

  • 7 years ago
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    Actually, I think the original Bible was put together by Greeks, who were writing about people in the Middle East.

    Following that logic, if the Bible had been written somewhere in China then God likely would have impregnated somebody in Polynesia.

    So Jesus probably would have been Hawaiian and sounded a lot like Keanu Reeves, though I think the savvy amongst us already know Keanu has been the second coming in disguise all along. XD

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Bible are printed in China I believe and it is the same. More Chinese should read the Bibles they are printing. Print Mandarin Bibles.

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