I have 150 percent growth rate on my return from the Jesus Fund - do I need to file a TPS report?

It says after 150.1 percent you should file a TPS report with the board of extraordinary deacons, but I don't know if it's that much I only have a 3 digit number from the accounting guy...

Also, do you have to use one of the new cover sheets or will the older ones work?

I got the memo on it, I just don't know if it starts immediately or the next fiscal year.

4 Answers

  • l
    Lv 7
    7 years ago
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    I have NINE BOSSES that jump on me when I forget to file my TPS report. That's right, Bob, nine bosses.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    7 years ago

    You like to bash Christians? Then read how God feels about you.

    The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge;

    Fools despise wisdom and instruction.

    For the ways of man are before the eyes of the Lord,

    And He watches all his paths.

    The wise of heart will receive commands,

    But the babbling fool will be ruined.

    He who conceals hatred has lying lips,

    and he who spreads slander is a fool.

    Truthful lips will be established forever,

    But a lying tongue is only for a moment.

    A scoffer seeks wisdom and finds none,

    But knowledge is easy to one who has understanding.

    The eyes of the Lord are in ever place,

    Watching the evil and the good.

    All the ways of man are clean in his own sight,

    But the Lord weighs the motives.

    Why is there a price in the hand of a fool to buy wisdom,

    When he has no sense?

    He who has a crooked mind finds no good,

    And he who is perverted in his language falls into evil.

    A fool does not delight in understanding,

    But only in revealing his own mind.

    The foolishness of man ruins his way,

    And his heart rages against the Lord.

    He who guards his mouth and his tongue,

    Guards his soul from troubles.

    Proud; "Haughty," "Scoffer", are his names,

    Who acts with insolent pride,

    Do not answer a fool according to his folly,

    Or you will also be like him.

    Answer a fool as his folly deserves,

    That he not be wise in his own eyes.

    Like a dog that returns to its vomit,

    Is a fool who repeats his folly.

    A fool always loses his temper,

    But a wise man holds it back.

    So there you have it, The very wise sayings of the Proverbs,

    of a very, very,wise Man.

    You pick on Christains because you do not understand us.

    So study up on your subject before shooting off the hate,

    you just may learn sumpthin.

    Chicago Bob.

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Yeaaaaah, I'll need those TPS reports in by Monday. You'll have to do them over the weekend, with no pay.

    Sounds okay? Thanks.

  • 7 years ago

    It's your little fantasy there, so go by whatever rule your little imagination comes up with.

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