Trumpsters! Ready for round two of Limerick WARS??? You failed miserably the first round. Let's see if you can put up a fight this round?

There once a President of America

Whose first lady was named Melania

Despite her nude pics

He played with his ****

While dreaming of naked Ivanka

Your move dumb@ss Trumpsters!

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  • 4 years ago

    There once was a man named Trump,

    who sat on the throne, and took a dump.

    Out came Pence,

    who made no sense,

    But was made the Vice-Presidential Chump.

  • Robert
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    "Hillary's wrinkled *** watches fart waif over valley floor". Limericks are for bathroom walls where little boys roll s h I t into little balls: I went haiku instead.

  • 4 years ago

    there once was a girl named michelle....who was very fond of kiss n tell....she lived in a prison..with a man on a blind mission....she asked to be freed...but he flew off on a plane...much to her distain

  • 4 years ago

    Wow! This is ultra-lame.

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  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

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