Trumpsters! Ready for round two of Limerick WARS??? You failed miserably the first round. Let's see if you can put up a fight this round?
There once a President of America
Whose first lady was named Melania
Despite her nude pics
He played with his ****
While dreaming of naked Ivanka
Your move dumb@ss Trumpsters!
- Weasel McWeaselLv 74 years ago
There once was a man named Trump,
who sat on the throne, and took a dump.
Out came Pence,
who made no sense,
But was made the Vice-Presidential Chump.
- RobertLv 74 years ago
"Hillary's wrinkled *** watches fart waif over valley floor". Limericks are for bathroom walls where little boys roll s h I t into little balls: I went haiku instead.
- 4 years ago
there once was a girl named michelle....who was very fond of kiss n tell....she lived in a prison..with a man on a blind mission....she asked to be freed...but he flew off on a plane...much to her distain
- dasuberdingLv 74 years ago
Wow! This is ultra-lame.
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- Anonymous4 years ago