OK Trumpsters! You lost the previous two rounds of Limerick WARS! So this is the final round! Show us what you got Trumptards?!?

There once was a place called the Midwest

Which faced the ultimate test

They all voted for Trump

Even though he's a chump

And now they think they're the best!

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  • David
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    There once was a woman named Hillary

    Whose voice bordered on shrillery

    She had trouble with the FBI

    Then she started to cry

    And that was the end of the dreams of Billary

  • 4 years ago

    There once was a race for the president,

    where the winner was all but self evident.

    But the surprise was the rust belt,

    who , on Hillary, left a huge welt,

    and basically told her to get bent!

    Source(s): hey bro.........just as appalled at the outcome as you........but still a good limmerick.....and alas, the truth.
  • 4 years ago

    There is a man named Trump whom everyone respects and loves.

    He creates thousands of jobs to make the unemployed full of joy.

    His courage and wisdom earn him the white house, when a bunch of soar losers cry and shout.

    The swamp will be drained and cleansed, when Trump becomes the Lord of our land.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Down with 'em lib city slickers.

    Y'all libtards got no idea what's out here in the balance of the country.

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  • Evelyn
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    Did you get bored trolling in the Religion section?

  • 4 years ago

    You did it. Trump's not going to be president now. It's all thanks to your limericks.You have saved the human race. Kudos, Mr.(?) Savior Of The Human Race.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Contards will never grow up I fear.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

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