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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 10 months ago

Don't you hate it when Optimists are like "I LUV EVERYTHANG" and then they become optimist loggers, and then they're all like?

"CUT DOWN THAT TREE NOW, JOHNSON! WE MUST CUT DOWN ALL THE TREES! THE LOGGERS WILL THRIVE! MWAHAHHAHAHHA". Yeah. Such a bummer when that happens.

Update:

But they cut down my favorite tree named Che. I named him Che after Che Guevara because he is such a revolutionary tree. He was such a nice guy. Drugs have nothing to do with this.

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  • 10 months ago
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    LOL, all these comments about drugs...

    *Looks at you super innocently, like.* :-P

    You are a revolutionary tree! As am I... Apparently many trees have connecting roots! And mushrooms have connecting mycelium! Possibly we do too..? :)

    *Randomly slips acid, shrooms and powdered cactus into everyone's tea.*

    **Keeps smiling innocently.** :D

  • 10 months ago

    Children... and this is why we must say "no" to drugs.

    ~

  • 10 months ago

    There is such a thing as too much drugs.

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