Why can't I have wooden teeth?
- 18 gibbs 20Lv 71 month ago
Just who or what is stopping you
- Lucious DinsmoreLv 71 month ago
Because you are not George Washington.
- Mr. SmartypantsLv 71 month ago
Why not? It's not against the law or anything. If you want to have wooden teeth, go ahead!
I think something really hard and relatively waterproof like lignam vitae or eucalyptus would work best. (Eucalyptus would give you nice breath too!) You could probably do them yourself, if you're good at carving.
(BTW I saw a set of George Washington's false teeth at the Smithsonian many years ago. They weren't wood, they were actually made from hippopotamus ivory, which must have been hella expensive in those days. They had a big metal spring to keep them pressed against his gums, which must have been very uncomfortable. When Washington left office, he had only one natural tooth left!)
- WalipmemoLv 41 month ago
Because you have cement teeth for it to be more stable.
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- Anonymous1 month ago
cause you aint George Washington nigguh
- RamonaLv 41 month ago
Only George Washington can have wooden teeth. He made a decree.