Anonymous
Anonymous asked in HealthMen's Health · 1 year ago

Where is my penis?

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  • 1 year ago
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    According to this song, someone might be selling it on the street.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

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  • 1 year ago

    mines on the back of my head, don't know if it's the same for everyone though

  • 1 year ago

    Have you been to any parties lately?  Try calling around to see if anyone has seen it.  Make sure they check the medicine cabinet - that's where I always seem to leave mine....

  • 1 year ago

    When you find it, make sure to take care of it by using a penis health creme. Don't you want your penis to have the best nutrients and amino acids, providing oxygen for healthy cell function? If erections make you happy, I'd recommend googling penis health creme. Trust me. Cheers. 

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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    How did you survive life not knowing where your penis was?

  • 1 year ago

    should be in your undies

  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Detachable penis are such a pain.

  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Did you ever think maybe you're a girl?

  • balan
    Lv 7
    1 year ago

    Well ,you must have lended it to a friend .Regards.

  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Probably under the couch cushions with the rest of the small change.

  • 1 year ago

    up your dads anus.

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