Anonymous
Anonymous asked in HealthMen's Health · 9 months ago

Where is my penis?

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  • 9 months ago
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    According to this song, someone might be selling it on the street.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

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  • 9 months ago

    mines on the back of my head, don't know if it's the same for everyone though

  • 9 months ago

    Have you been to any parties lately?  Try calling around to see if anyone has seen it.  Make sure they check the medicine cabinet - that's where I always seem to leave mine....

  • 9 months ago

    When you find it, make sure to take care of it by using a penis health creme. Don't you want your penis to have the best nutrients and amino acids, providing oxygen for healthy cell function? If erections make you happy, I'd recommend googling penis health creme. Trust me. Cheers. 

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  • Anonymous
    9 months ago

    How did you survive life not knowing where your penis was?

  • 9 months ago

    should be in your undies

  • Anonymous
    9 months ago

    Detachable penis are such a pain.

  • Anonymous
    9 months ago

    Did you ever think maybe you're a girl?

  • balan
    Lv 7
    9 months ago

    Well ,you must have lended it to a friend .Regards.

  • Anonymous
    9 months ago

    Probably under the couch cushions with the rest of the small change.

  • 9 months ago

    up your dads anus.

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