Why do you not eat a hot dog wearing a tuxedo?

Answer 1

Because I'm a female and vegetarian.

Answer 2

Hot dogs are nowhere without relish and mustard, and there are those who even add on katsup. Now the cost of having a tux cleaned professionally is about the same as buying, say 50 hot dogs.

Answer 3

So you don't mess up your tux?

Answer 4

Ketchup, mustard, relish, chili, or anything else one might find on a hot dog are NOT the friends of white tuxedo shirts. A plain hot dog is safe but boring, so odds are, you will regret eating one while wearing a tuxedo. 

*That is why you will find 'cocktail weenies' wrapped in pastry, (a.k.a 'pigs in a blanket'), served instead at events where tuxedos might be worn. 

Answer 5

I've never seen a hot dog wearing a tuxedo