Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentLaw Enforcement & Police · 3 weeks ago

What would happen if I did this to the neighborhood cop?

There is this cop who lives in my neighborhood, on the street behind me.

I don't know him, I just know OF him.

He has a propane smoker in his back yard, and last Thanksgiving he had company at his house, and he was making the turkey in the smoker

Suppose he does that again this Thanksgiving.

And suppose that when he's not out there, I go over there with oven mits and swipe the turkey, and take it home and chuck it in the outdoor trash can.

Then the cop comes out later to check the bird or marinate it, and he opens the lid and finds it gone.

Lol could I get away with that?

What kind of investigation would follow?

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  • Foofa
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago

    Probably no investigation...he'd just come find you and you'd be sorry.

  • How many times are you going to post this?

  • 3 weeks ago

    His security camera would see you and you would be arrested, charged with a number of crimes and either fined or sentenced to jail.

  • Greg
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago

    Suppose I report your violation of the guidelines? Suppose you quit posting the same stupid things multiple times?  Suppose you grow up.

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