Why do advanced alien beings mutilate cattle? Why don't they just give them a good probing like they do with humans? ?
- ElizabethLv 71 month agoFavorite Answer
Cows are the mortal enemies of most alien species. The battle has been raging for millennia.
The pyramids were constructed by aliens as fortifications against the cow shock-troops. Their sloping sides meant cattle tipped over, exposing their vulnerable underbelly if they tried walking up them.
Aliens leave crop circles as propaganda messages to be seen by civilian cattle. The symbols say things like 'Resistance is futile' and 'Surrender and your calves will live'.
Aliens probe humans because they fear undigested beef could regenerate back into a cow so they need to purge us of their percieved threat.
And of course, aliens mutilate cows in the on-going war but leave the carcasses as a way of attempting to instill fear in the frontline cow soldiers.
- 1 month ago
Probably get a good kicking if not sedated.
- 1 month ago
I' am a psychic, and so i know that the reason they are doing this is because their sex is different from ours, so they are curious about our sex.
- Nine LivesLv 71 month ago
Do you feel bad if you step on an ant?
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- Jake No ChatLv 71 month ago
The cattle cannot tell them to 'stop'.
- PearlLv 71 month ago
i wouldnt worry about the aliens, they dont exist
- u_bin_calledLv 71 month ago
even a Garachnalyd from Xerxo-NuboZooli XXVII can appreciate the goodness of a double cheeseburger....
- Anonymous1 month ago
Heard you want to get probed